• Welcome to Religious Forums, a friendly forum to discuss all religions in a friendly surrounding.

    Your voice is missing! You will need to register to get access to the following site features:
    • Reply to discussions and create your own threads.
    • Our modern chat room. No add-ons or extensions required, just login and start chatting!
    • Access to private conversations with other members.

    We hope to see you as a part of our community soon!

Why do animal farts smell worse then human farts?

Rainbow Mage

Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
I know this is funny, but it's also a good question. Why exactly do animal farts smell so bad? Like my cat farts and it lingers for like ten minutes. In high school my teacher's dog farted and it smelt so bad everyone ran far away.
 

England my lionheart

Rockerjahili Rebel
Premium Member
Depends on the Animal and diet,when my Horse farted for example it didn't smell much but when my Dogs fart they exit the room in a hurry along with everyone else so meat eating Animals tend to be the worse.
 

Noaidi

slow walker
My dog can release some real eye-melters, but then so can I. I agree with England above: meat-eaters tend to have worse smelling ones, but us veggies tend to do it more frequently (!).
 

Kathryn

It was on fire when I laid down on it.
Dogs and cats think our farts smell absolutely awful. When we're gone, they get on our computers and go to their own forums and pose questions like "My human's farts smell ABSOLUTELY PUTRID! What causes this and what do you suggest I do when they cut loose with one in front of me? I've tried tripping them on the stairs and chewing the crotches out of their underwear they leave on the floor, but so far I haven't been able to get them to understand that their farts are KILLING me!"
 

Madhuri

RF Goddess
Staff member
Premium Member
Diet. More meat = nastier smell.
I notice that rotting flesh, blood and bones tend to smell worse than rotting veges too. Interesting.

Luckily I only have a pet bird and he doesn't fart. However, he did sneeze on my face today :eek:
 

TJ73

Active Member
And they plan them too! They wait till they're nice n close and your not expecting it. I love it when I have a dog on the grooming table and it lets me know how much fun it's having with a silent but deadly.
 

Dezzie

Well-Known Member
And they plan them too! They wait till they're nice n close and your not expecting it. I love it when I have a dog on the grooming table and it lets me know how much fun it's having with a silent but deadly.

lol that is so true! My dog would actually walk over to me and let one loose. I swear they know how nasty their farts are and they just love "blessing" you with it's presence.
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
A revolting ode to Earthly Hell

The funkiest most awful smell
is sharing a small diving bell
with old Jacques Cousteau
who minutes ago
"announced" that he had Taco Bell.
 

Rainbow Mage

Lib Democrat/Agnostic/Epicurean-ish/Buddhist-ish
And they plan them too! They wait till they're nice n close and your not expecting it. I love it when I have a dog on the grooming table and it lets me know how much fun it's having with a silent but deadly.

Yeah my cat does that
 

England my lionheart

Rockerjahili Rebel
Premium Member
My dog can release some real eye-melters, but then so can I. I agree with England above: meat-eaters tend to have worse smelling ones, but us veggies tend to do it more frequently (!).

And its probably the ones you don't hear that are the worst,silent and violent :eek:
 
Top