Why Do People Breathe?

[Revoltingest]

Fox lies about breathing!
Conservatives are more likely to breathe heavily.
We might as well call them what they are......Breathpublicans!

 

[atanu]

I have come to a conclusion. People breathe because they love their life more than anything else (as if it is not well known).

 

[idav]

I have come to a conclusion. People breathe because they love their life more than anything else (as if it is not well known).

This is the sort of selfishness we should avoid. As if we have right to claim air for ourselves.

 

[Reptillian]

I breathe because I'm a hideous pulsating sack of organic polymers coursing with some sort of saline aqueous solution and if I stop, the repeating pattern comprising my conciousness approaches equilibrium. Then the polymers that compose me harden and either become dessicated, or are absorbed by microscopic patterns.

In other words: I breathe because, as a human, if I don't, I'll die and decompose.

 

[Quagmire]

People are brainwashed into believing they need to breath by the O2 industry.

 

[Revoltingest]

People breathe for leisure.

 

[idav]

Anyone who thinks breathing is necessary needs to take a look at a fish. No breathing required.

 

[4consideration]

I exhale. Therefore, I inhale.

 

[InformedIgnorance]

... I remember getting in trouble for some satire suggesting that certain people breathing was an offence... hmmmn that brings me back.

 

[atanu]

This is the sort of selfishness we should avoid. As if we have right to claim air for ourselves.

I agree. So, we both support that bird's view.

 

[atanu]

Anyone who thinks breathing is necessary needs to take a look at a fish. No breathing required.

They merely have a different way. They are also extremely shelfish.

 

[Me Myself]

Nonsense, we should tax breathing.

Let´s see how much of that they´ll be doing THEN.

 

[Songbird]

People are brainwashed into believing they need to breath by the O2 industry.

Everyone knows Big Oxygen is in bed with the government, who's in bed with Big Pharma, whos' in bed with China, who's in bed with a little monkey. That's right, Naykid, I SEE THE REAL YOU.

 

[Quagmire]

Everyone knows Big Oxygen is in bed with the government, who's in bed with Big Pharma, whos' in bed with China, who's in bed with a little monkey. That's right, Naykid, I SEE THE REAL YOU.

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[atanu]

I think the following is a good use of breathing.

Good afternoon brethren and sisterthren.

Today we will be reading from the Sermon on the Couch, pg 420 of the Gospel of St. Anchovie of Pesto.

4:20 And He said unto them, "Blessed are the piece makers" and did show unto them the piece He had made in glass blowing class.

And the twelve saw that it was good, and did pack it straight away with all manner of kynd.

 

[Quagmire]

I think the following is a good use of breathing.

That's a blast from the past.

 

[atanu]

That's a blast from the past.

u r special.