Smoke
Done here.
I think the Queen herself is kind of a pleasing anachronism. Since the death of Pope Paul VI in 1978, the Queen and King Mihai of Romania have been the only two crowned and anointed monarchs in Europe -- and King Mihai was deposed in 1947. She's performed her duties admirably and conscientiously, and I think it would be a shame to dismantle the monarchy in her lifetime.
After she goes, though, that would be a good opportunity for a thorough overhaul. End the sovereign's position as Supreme Governor of the Church of England, end the practice of anointing and coronation, and slash costs. Other countries maintain their monarchies at a fraction of the cost of the British monarchy. Put Charles and Camilla, William and Harry, on bicycles. According to Wikipedia, the public expense of the British royal family is five time the public expense of the Spanish royal family, and one doesn't see Queen Sofia buying tube socks at the flea market. I'm sure the uninspiring heirs of Queen Elizabeth II could manage to scrape by on a similar amount.
After she goes, though, that would be a good opportunity for a thorough overhaul. End the sovereign's position as Supreme Governor of the Church of England, end the practice of anointing and coronation, and slash costs. Other countries maintain their monarchies at a fraction of the cost of the British monarchy. Put Charles and Camilla, William and Harry, on bicycles. According to Wikipedia, the public expense of the British royal family is five time the public expense of the Spanish royal family, and one doesn't see Queen Sofia buying tube socks at the flea market. I'm sure the uninspiring heirs of Queen Elizabeth II could manage to scrape by on a similar amount.