We'll agree to disagree then because I think you are taking an excessively pedantic approach to these teachings.
Where in the world would religion be
without excessive pedantry?
Strangely enough its usually only fundamentalists and atheists arguing against religion that tend to adopt a highly pedantic and extreme literalist approach to religious texts.
"Bingo!"
By all means, please offer up your less pedantic ... less extremist ... warmer ... fuzzier ... feel-good alternative interpretation of:
"... I will extol the LORD at all times; his praise will always be on my lips." ~
Psalms 34:1
And if you could somehow sponge away the words
"at all times" and
"always" I'd be much obliged.
Also, I'll confess that although I've scoured the Bible for scriptures that urge Christians to
only praise God when they directly benefit, I've come up short.
Perhaps you have a shinier, happier concordance at your disposal?
To be honest, even if you take a literalist approach to the verses you quote, I'm not sure that even supports your assertion that unless they specifically and unequivocally thank God for granting the other team victory without altering their praise by any type of qualifying statement or rephrasing of their devotional statements, they are being hypocritical.
If we accept the claim that God cares about or influences the outcome of sporting events
(and I'm certainly not suggesting that we should), then it seems unavoidable that the losing side should happily concede that the other side won because of God's Will. As God cannot produce negative outcomes, then doesn't it make sound practice to glorify God's Will
at all times (as per the cited scriptures)?
It doesn't strike me as the least bit out of line to expect Christians to thank God for granting victory to the other team if they're willing to invoke Divine Agency when they're on the winning side.
If you really think that losing Christians are somehow entitled to a temporary "Get Out Of Praising God At All Times Free" Card, you're going to need to elaborate ... because your objections are failing to convince.
You seem to be equating a team winning with them being the 'most worthy'
I'm not. I'm suggesting that's what professional athletes do.
but even the Bible cautions against this:
"I returned, and saw under the sun, that the race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, neither yet bread to the wise, nor yet riches to men of understanding, nor yet favour to men of skill; but time and chance happeneth to them all." Ecclesiastes 9:11
Wow. Put that up on the locker room wall. Go team.
"Do you still wanna sing the Hallelujah Chorus, or is now not a good time?"
So the idea that the most 'worthy' team always wins is not correct either.
If that's true, then does it not follow that the winning side has erred in thanking God for the victory?
I'm not going to hold my breath waiting for an athlete to bust out the Ecclesiastes and basically exclaim that they won because they were unworthy.
Mind you: I've heard
countless athletes attribute victory to pure luck. But that's another thing altogether.
Anyway, all of the verses you quote basically say 'be thankful for what you receive and remember every cloud has a silver, so focus on that instead of wallowing in self-pity'. Accept defeat with the same grace as victory.
Actually, most of them neglected to mention thankfulness. They're mostly concerned with praising God irrespective of the situation.
Plenty of sports people thank God in defeat ...
Name ten. Thanks.
And try to see if you can find quotes that specifically thank God
for defeat.
Just because they choose not to express their praise in exactly the manner that you personally and subjectively decide that they should, doesn't make them hypocrites.
Pardon me, but I didn't write the verses that admonish Christians to praise (and/or express thankfulness to) God
at all times. Don't try to pin that voodoo on me!
Setting questions of sincerity aside, all I'm really suggesting is that there's nothing in the Bible that indicates praise should ever be dependent upon the outcome. Typically, it appears that the only time God enters the minds of professional athletes is when they're doing their victory lap or they've got a camera in their face.