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Why is tea morally inferior to coffee?
- Thread starter Willamena
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keithnurse
Active Member
Because the Flying Spaghetti Monster says so.
Circle_One
Well-Known Member
Oh, bad, bad, bad boy!
DadBurnett
Instigator
I generally prefer coffee over tea, however I have never viewed either from the perspective of morality.
About leaf and bean ... which came first, the leaf or the bean? Could it perhaps be said that the essence of the bean is in the leaf?
About leaf and bean ... which came first, the leaf or the bean? Could it perhaps be said that the essence of the bean is in the leaf?
Whoa! . . . that's deep.
It just is.
Ale, man, ale's the stuff to drink
for fellow's whom it hurts to think
look into the pewter pot
to see the world as the world's not
monta
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Tea was a key player in the creation of the US, who then elected George W Bush as president.
If it wasn't for Tea I would never have heard of George W Bush and not have had my brian twisted into a loop my so many of his sayings.
Also it is gross and while I don't advocate belief in a god, if I did that god would be coffee, whose gracious bounty fills my with warmth and sustainence every day of my life. Coffee is good, coffee is great, if it wasn't for coffee I would have killed many times.
If it wasn't for Tea I would never have heard of George W Bush and not have had my brian twisted into a loop my so many of his sayings.
Also it is gross and while I don't advocate belief in a god, if I did that god would be coffee, whose gracious bounty fills my with warmth and sustainence every day of my life. Coffee is good, coffee is great, if it wasn't for coffee I would have killed many times.
monta
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Coffee is ambrosia.
I think I might use one of these at work when a nasty e-mail or MOC just won't do:
What this is? MOC
Sorry... MS Office Communicator.
eta: Wait. Does that explanation A) make my post funnier, B) clearer, or C) have no affect whatsoever?
I'm betting on D) Irrelevant.
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BucephalusBB
ABACABB
what's tea? 
Whaha, we have a facepalmsmiley nowadays
Whaha, we have a facepalmsmiley nowadays
Coffee is ambrosia.
I think I might use one of these at work when a nasty e-mail or MOC just won't do:
Oh my Brad, I can never drink coffee again! It looks like a killer snail leaping out of his cup.LOL! I never even noticed that! Thx a lot Willamena, now my venti iced coffee tastes like escargot.