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Why is tea morally inferior to coffee?

Wandered Off

Sporadic Driveby Member
This is clear proof of a devil. Otherwise we wouldn't have so many people suffering the same delusion.

Tea rules.

But it has to be Southern (US) style - iced and sweet. Lemon is an abomination. Good for cleaning floors but not in drinks. Well maybe coffee.
 

Inky

Active Member
Tea rules.

But it has to be Southern (US) style - iced and sweet. Lemon is an abomination. Good for cleaning floors but not in drinks. Well maybe coffee.

In my mind, it's not real Southern iced tea (aka "sweet tea", aka "tea") unless it's been brewed for at least 12 hours in a large aluminum canister in a McDonalds, or served in a plastic gallon jug along with a bucket of fried chicken. I'm living in central California now, but the McDonalds tea is the same as it was in North Carolina. : D
 

Fortunato

Honest
Coffee or Tea. Which is morally superior? I love them both and consume them nearly every day. I heard somewhere that coffee helped the Enlightenment along by replacing alcohol as an alternative drink and that's why the people of that age became more productive (and jittery). :yes: But it was also involved in a multi-million dollar lawsuit about burning an old lady (and not like the witch type burnings either). In my mind coffee therefore has more of a bad boy image, but I wouldn't say that it's inferior, morally or as a drink. What is morally abhorrent is to serve Lipton tea or Folger's coffee. Such things are truly abominations and all those who do serve them will not make it into Caffeine Heaven!
 

DallasApple

Depends Upon My Mood..
I agree with whoever..

Tea is actually superior.I mean seriously.

Tea (the right kind) is actually good for you..like WAY.

Drink green tea and throw away your cofee and you will be healthier.

Period end of subject Im not even discussing it anyomore.

Love

Dallas
 
Tea
  1. Heart: Tea relaxes arteries and lowers blood pressure. Decaf coffee is associated with high cholesterol.
  2. Plumbing: Green tea may prevent kidney stones.
  3. Bones: Green tea may help keep bones strong, but coffee has been linked to osteoporosis.
  4. Weight Control: Caffeine from either source suppresses appetite, but green tea may spur fat metabolism.
  5. Teeth: Green tea's main antioxidant may prevent cavities.
  1. Diabetes: Drinking more than four daily cups of coffee does lower the risk of diabetes. Tea has no similar effect.
  2. Brain: Coffee does protects seniors against Parkinson's disease
  3. Cancer: Coffee is linked to lower rates of liver and colon cancer, while the FDA says more research is needed to support tea's anticancer claims.
  4. Plumbing: Coffee does prevent gallstones.
Coffee a definitive 4 points :clap: and tea 2 one of which is dubious 1 point against decaf which is a false prophet and in no way represents the one true coffee :bow:
 
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Mr Cheese

Well-Known Member
They are both imperialist. Beer is the true drink of the civilized man.

beer makes you fat

drink vodka...

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Mr Cheese

Well-Known Member
who ever heard of:

Zen coffee practises?

Tea in Japan
Cha-no-yu essentially means “water for tea.” In English, it means tea ceremony. This tea ceremony is based on the etiquette of serving tea, the landscape of the tea garden , tea utensils, paintings and flower arrangements. It was originally brought from China by Japanese monks. It is an aesthetic pastime in which powdered green tea is served in a refined atmosphere.
The tea ceremony was borrowed from the Zen religion because the first tea masters were priests. They taught their followers that enlightenment can only be reached through Zen meditation. The tea ceremony became a means of disciplining the mind. Tea was used to sharpen the concentration of the monks. By the 11th century, the aristocracy was enjoying tea and developed the ceremony surrounding its use.
Early in the 14th century, Ashi-kaga Yoshimatsu, a military ruler, built the famous ginkakuji or Golden pavilion, in Kyoto. This became the cultural center of Japan. Here he built a small building for his private worship. This is where tea was made. Murato Shuko (1422-1502) is credited for the basic concepts of tea.
This specialized form of art calls for a good knowledge of architecture, landscape gardens, and tea utensils. Etiquette, spirituality, and knowledge are all necessary for understanding the tea ceremony.

further: The Book of Tea « Prayers and Reflections

The Coffee House trade? (English sociological term for gay male practises, "the tea room trade")

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Coffee and a slice of cake? (Wurzel Gummidge would roll over in his grave)

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on the other hand Withnail drinks coffee....


Withnail:
Listen to this. "Curse of the superman. I took drugs to win medals
said top athlete Geoff Woade."
I:
Where's the coffee?
Withnail [reading from the paper]:
"In a world exclusive interview 33 year old shot putter Geoff Woade
who weight 317 pounds, admitted taking massive doses of anabolic
steroids, drugs banned in sport. It used to get him bad tempered and
act down said his wife. He used to pick on me. But now he's stopped
his much better in our sex life and in our general life."

[I pours water from the kettle into a bowl and goes back into the living
room. Withnail follows him.]

Withnail:
My God, this huge, thatched head with its earlobes and cannonball is
now considered sane. "Geoff Woade is feeling better and is now
prepared to step back into society and start tossing his orb about."
Look at him. Look at Geoff Woade. His head must weight fifty pounds on
its own.

[Withnail stands infront of a mirror and brushes his long, greasy hair with
a comb. I sits on the settee and starts drinking the coffee from the bowl
using a spoon.]

Withnail:
Imagine the size of his balls. Imagine getting into a fight with the
******!
I:
Please! I don't feel good.
Withnail:
That's what you'd say but that wouldn't wash with Geoff. No! He'd like
a bit of pleading. Add spice to it. In fact, he'd probably tell you
what he was going to do before he did it. "I'm going to pull you head
off". "Oh no, please, don't pull my head off". "I'm going to pull your
head off because I don't like your head!"

[he notives I drinking from the bowl.]

Withnail:
Have you got soup? Why didn't I get any soup?
I:
Coffee
Withnail:
Why don't you use a cup like any other human being?
I:
Why don't you wash up occasionally like any other human being?
Withnail:
How dare you!? How dare you!? How dare you call me inhumane!?
I:
I didn't call you inhumane, you merely imagined it. Calm down.
Withnail:
Right you ****** - I'm going to do the washing up!

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9-10ths_Penguin

1/10 Subway Stalinist
Premium Member
Tea rules.

But it has to be Southern (US) style - iced and sweet. Lemon is an abomination. Good for cleaning floors but not in drinks. Well maybe coffee.
I'm still a bit suspicious that unsweetened iced tea may just be a practical joke that northern Americans play on unsuspecting Canadians in fast food joints.

I remember when I got iced tea at a Wendy's in upstate New York. It wasn't real iced tea; it was tea, just with ice in it. Bizarre.


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Everyone knows the Irish Drink because they secretly want to be English
... and apparently a person tries to become more English by recognizing the superiority of things Scottish. That's Johnny Walker uisge beatha there. ;)
 
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