Why Sakeenah Began Praying for My Soul...

[Sunstone]

Sunstone: "Hi Sakeenah! Welcome to chat, but please be quiet. Be very quiet."

Sakeenah: "Hi Sunstone! What are you doing?"

Sunstone: "I'm hiding."

Sakeenah: "What are you hiding from?"

Sunstone: "I just saw a cat in my neighborhood. So I'm hiding."

Sakeenah: "You're hiding from a cat?"

Sunstone: "Sakeenah, cats are vicious, vicious animals!"

Sakeenah: "No they're not. They cute! And they purr."

Sunstone: " I can prove to you they're vicious!"

Sakeenah: "How can you prove that?"

Sunstone: "Sakeenah, just how often in your life have you heard someone say they were randomly attacked by a cat while walking down the street?"

Sakeenah: "Never! No one ever says that!"

Sunstone: "You know why? It's because when cats randomly attack someone, they always eat the witnesses, Sakeenah!"

Sakeenah: "I think I will pray for you, Sunstone. Often, now."

 

[Nyiix]

Prrrrrrr

 

[Sunstone]

Prrrrrrr

Yikes! Don't do that! Or at least. don't do it so loud! There's a cat outside!

 

[BSM1]

Let's us not overlook the word "catnapped". Maybe some human disappearances are not the work of aliens...just sayin'.

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

Sunstone, it's time for you to take a chill pill and a catnap, to calm your nerves! When you wake up, your fears will be fur, fur away!

 

[Sunstone]

Sunstone, it's time for you to take a chill pill and a catnap, to calm your nerves! When you wake up, your fears will be fur, fur away!

Don't say "fur"! Never say "fur"!

 

[Terese]

Is...is the cat gone?

 

[StarryNightshade]

Aw, c'mon @Sunstone, how could you not love a face like this?

 

[Jumi]

Let's us not overlook the word "catnapped". Maybe some human disappearances are not the work of aliens...just sayin'.

Who says cats aren't aliens?

 

[David1967]

Luckily the victim escaped.

 

[Sakeenah]

Sunstone: "Hi Sakeenah! Welcome to chat, but please be quiet. Be very quiet."

Sakeenah: "Hi Sunstone! What are you doing?"

Sunstone: "I'm hiding."

Sakeenah: "What are you hiding from?"

Sunstone: "I just saw a cat in my neighborhood. So I'm hiding."

Sakeenah: "You're hiding from a cat?"

Sunstone: "Sakeenah, cats are vicious, vicious animals!"

Sakeenah: "No they're not. They cute! And they purr."

Sunstone: " I can prove to you they;re vicious!"

Sakeenah: "How can you prove that?"

Sunstone: "Sakeenah, just how often have you heard in your life someone say they were randomly attacked by a cat while walking down the street?"

Sakeenah: "But no one says that! Ever!"

Sunstone: "You know why? It's because when cats do that, they always eat the witnesses, Sakeenah!"

Sakeenah: "I think I will pray for you, Sunstone. Often, now."

I'll pray that God blesses you with 10 cute kittens

Say Amen

 

[Jumi]

Luckily the victim escaped.

She'll get her later.

 

[David1967]

She'll get her later.

That is one bad kitty.

 

[Sunstone]

Is...is the cat gone?

I don't know, but I'm staying under this bed until I'm absolutely sure it's gone.

 

[Sunstone]

Aw, c'mon @Sunstone, how could you not love a face like this?

Please! Please get that vicious beast out of my thread!

 

[Sunstone]

Who says cats aren't aliens?

*shudders from a waking nightmare*

 

[Sunstone]

Luckily the victim escaped.

Proof of what I say! I knew it!

 

[Sunstone]

I'll pray that God blesses you with 10 cute kittens

Say Amen

You are a cruel, cruel woman, Sakeenah (But we all love you!).

 

[beenherebeforeagain]

I don't know, but I'm staying under this bed until I'm absolutely sure it's gone.

You do realize that kitties like to go under beds, too, don't you?

 

[Sunstone]

You do realize that kitties like to go under beds, too, don't you?

What! *clinging to chandelier now*