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Why Sakeenah Began Praying for My Soul...

Jedster

Flying through space
Well, this is getting really serious.
We need to bring in the adjudicators and then bring in a catalytic converter
to provide detoxification here and then clebrate by playing a toccate piece.

 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
What a catastrophe!

Is this thread is getting catatonic?

Cat puns? We're reduced to CAT PUNS??!!??!@
You have just GOT to be kitten me...

Why so upset? I think its the purrfect time fur cat puns. Better now that litter anyway.

Well, this is getting really serious.
We need to bring in the adjudicators and then bring in a catalytic converter
to provide detoxification here and then clebrate by playing a toccate piece.



Just remember: While you guys are busy punning away, people are disappearing -- mysteriously disappearing! You think it's not the cats. Well, that's exactly what the cats want you to think!
 

Jedster

Flying through space
It's a widely known fact that cats are godless atheists.
Not so sure....

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"Does God Ever Speak through Cats?" is a book about Christian spirituality and cats. When David Evans moved into a new house in Los Angeles, he unwittingly embarked on two strange new journeys. One involved a totally new relationship with God. The other was focused on a stray cat that was living in the backyard. To David's great surprise, he discovered that these two very different journeys were related to each other and had a lot in common. This is the book he wrote to tell that story."
 

Sunstone

De Diablo Del Fora
Premium Member
Not so sure....

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"Does God Ever Speak through Cats?" is a book about Christian spirituality and cats. When David Evans moved into a new house in Los Angeles, he unwittingly embarked on two strange new journeys. One involved a totally new relationship with God. The other was focused on a stray cat that was living in the backyard. To David's great surprise, he discovered that these two very different journeys were related to each other and had a lot in common. This is the book he wrote to tell that story."

I'm not surprised in the least, Jed. That would by no means be the first time a cat has imitated deity. In fact, imitating deity is routine for a cat.
 
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