Why, Staff? Why????

[Debater Slayer]

Shut up and take my money!!!!!

Great! Would you like my PayPal account number to pay for high-quality aphrodisiacs? Hornidol is the main active ingredient in all of them. It showed effectiveness in treating one lab mouse from erectile dysfunction during sex. The human on the other side of the experiment, however, had to be hospitalized after taking the drug. Don't worry, though. It becomes safer the more cash you send to my PayPal account!

 

[Wirey]

I logged in the other day to find that the staff had crushed my dreams with their ominous banhammer. They completely nullified my life's purpose and reason for existence. I have been longing for years to find a way to enrich my manhood. I have tried Viagra, many aphrodisiacs, watching porn, going to the gym, winning arguments on the Internet, and even watching myself naked in the mirror, but none of these have worked.

This penis enlargement advert was my last hope. Why the staff chose to call it "fraud" and delete it is beyond my ability to comprehend. The advertiser only asked for $1,000. $1,000! That's less than a hundred for every extra inch. I'm heartbroken to have lost this priceless opportunity to improve my quality of life!

Please, RF staff, please... reconsider this erroneous judgment and reinstate the esteemed marketing guy and allow me and other members to avail ourselves of this invaluable resource. I know you will probably moderate me for opposing your foolish decision, but I don't care. I stand up for my penis no matter the price. I stand up for those who cannot stand up on their own!

This is why I use ad-block. No false hopes.

 

[Kori]

I do not have a...you know what problem. In fact my sex drive is so powerful saltpeter doesn't work on me and the results are...huge. I'm not informing anyone. I am bragging.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

It's not my fault that you keep rejecting my idea to create a **** Suite forum in Redland, Rick. I have always been a fan of cummunism and making room for the well-endowed masses, but you don't want any room for other ****s. I will not abide this totalitarianism.

See, I thought all that talk about a sausage-fest was referring to a staff BBQ. No wonder I got strange looks when I turned up and claimed I had the best skinless frank.

 

[Aupmanyav]

I have been longing for years to find a way to enrich my manhood.

Forget that, there are others to take your place. Be happy with whatever God gifted to you. They say in Hindi "The greatest wealth is the wealth of contentment".

 

[lovesong]

This thread is one of the best things I have ever read.