Why Wedding Dresses Are White

[Gentoo]

Are you planning a wedding in the near future Gentoo?

I don't know... I wanted to get married, but I don't think it's all that important anymore... in other words, it's not something I feel I need to do, I'm engaged and that's good for me

 

[Charity]

I don't know... I wanted to get married, but I don't think it's all that important anymore... in other words, it's not something I feel I need to do, I'm engaged and that's good for me

Yes sometimes marriage changes people.....After all it's just a piece of paper.

 

[Mathematician]

Is this misogyny or a jab at misogyny?

 

[Arkholt]

This is the kind of joke that I should never tell my wife for fear of never being allowed to sleep in the bed again. It's also the kind of joke I'm always tempted to tell my wife because I'm curious about what her reaction will be.

Usually I'm smart and I keep my mouth shut. Not always, though.

 

[DallasApple]

I think if I want to get to laugh at some of the "man jokes" then I should learn to laugh at some of the women ones.

The joke was funny to me .But I imagine it wouldnt be funny maybe to a woman that was married to a man that treated her like a household appliance.

Love

Dallas

 

[luoshenhua]

I thought it was so romantic and modern at the time

 

[Falvlun]

Boy, wedding cake is really delicious though. FOr some reason, it tastes better than normal cake. Why can't all cake be wedding cake? I haven't had any cake in a long time. Luckily, I've got hershey kisses though.

Really? I always felt that wedding cake tasted a little stale...

Although, the last wedding I helped cater, they had a "Hostess" wedding cake-- it was made entirely out of twinkies, ding dongs, hohos, those strawberry things. It was pretty sweet.


If I ever get married, I think I want to go the pie route-- just a whole bunch of different kinds of pie-- fruit pie, pumpkin pie, chocolate pie, you name it.

 

[fatima_bintu_islam]

Son asked his mother the following question:
'Mum, why are wedding dresses white?'

The mother looks at her son and replies,
'Son, this shows your friends and relatives that your bride is pure.'

The son thanks his Mum and goes off to double-check this with his father.

'Dad, why are wedding dresses white?'

The father looks at his son in surprise and says,
'Son, all household appliances come in white...'

It is said in our country that women wear white because wedding is the beginning of their lifes..

While the men wear black because it is its end...

 

[beenie]

I got married in a pale pink slip dress and "off white"(ivory) lace over lay.

Next time I will wear blood red.

Love

Dallas

Indo-Pak brides traditionally wear red. i wonder what the significance is? i know they're all about color and making the bride look almost doll-like. nowadays brides are wearing all sorts of colors, but red is still the standard.

and LOL at the joke in the OP.

 

[seacrest]

hahaha..LMAO