Shlomoh
Member
Without religion there where would you Turn to Rant against?
Quite to the point. Religion has been around ever since the first monkey pointed at the sun and said to the second monkey, "He just said to tell you that he wants you to hand over all your bananas to me." So, after millions of years, religion is in our DNA, so to speak. Would our lives be better without religion? Well, yes and no.
I can do without the jerks in the street rushing up to me to tell me that only if I accept THEIR lord and savior, will I be saved. Saved from what? Well saved from going to Hell. Hell? Well since Jews don't believe in WhatsHisName, we are all destined to Hell. But so what? At least I'll be there with other Jews. And what's more exciting than being in the company of all those great Hollywood people? I can also do without the God of MY own Holy Book telling us to kill this one and that one and whole towns just because they **** Him off. I can also do without all the burn the infidel **** just because he/she won't join our club. Look, to quote a famous Jew, "I wouldn't join any club that would have me as a member." I can also do without some Republican dumbhead saying that a woman can't do what she wants when she gets pregnant despite the fact that our beloved Ronald Reagan once said, "Well, if she gets pregnant having fun, she should have fun having that baby." That means I can do without someone else governing my sex life, such as it is right now.
But tell me the truth. You want to see Christmas and Chanukah disappear? What would December be like without all the lights and presents and good will? And Easter and Passover?
Holy cow! That's when all the good food comes out and family and friends get together. And all that glorious ritual that goes on in Church and Shul during the Holidays? ive me a break. Take that stuff away and our identities become pale, or disappear completely. I really like it that I am a Jew and you are something else that you like being. I really like seeing all the crucifixes and MAGEN DAVIDs and yarmulkes, and yes, I am getting used to the hijabs as well. Some gals look hot in them. It gives me hope that one of my 72 virgins wil look that hot. Oh, excuse me. I forgot, you people get to heaven. We don't. Makes the gal in the burka down here look that more exciting.
And you know that some people complain that there are too many religions. Nothing wrong with that. Gives me a choice to change up if I ever get tired my own.
And I don't know about YOUR book but the Holy Bible has some great stories, especially the sexual ones. I think they used to be banned in Boston, if I am not mistaken.
Oh those crazy Irish Catholics. What do they know anyway, practicing rhythm and all that? Still it's not as bad as Orthodox Jews doing it through a sheet.
Hey, it can't be all that bad. So given a choice, I say, hell yeah! Let's keep religion because, after all, as David T said, "Without religion, what would all you FARBISENER
atheists have to complain about? Religion makes your day!
Someone, Give me an AMEN!