Why you should be promoted to moderator

[Vinayaka]

hostas.

Hey I bought some hostas last week ... for the shady side of the house. Beautiful plants.

 

[Revoltingest]

You're lucky you don't have to fix the restrooms upstairs. You should see what they look like after Naykidape's used them!

I already have (penance for calling Mystic a "dunsel").
I've herded bigger turds than his in student housing.
But the stench! What do you feed that guy...rancid uranium & goat rectums!?

 

[Quagmire]

I'll start. Ahem:

I'll crush all opposition to me! You'll all tremble in my mighty grasp! Live in terror, fools! I'll destroy your hopes and dream.... I mean, cake in the lunch room every Tuesday!

You're hired.

Because I'll let people who deserve to be humiliated and castigated be humiliated and castigated.

You're hired too and I'm bumping you right up to SMod.

In fact, if you want to make a sock-puppet account, I'll hire that as Smod too.

 

[Revoltingest]

Hey I bought some hostas last week ... for the shady side of the house. Beautiful plants.

What variety? Or in lieu of the name, description please.
I favor the giants, mostly.

 

[Quagmire]

Were I demoted to moderator, I promise:
- End the abortion v pro-life debate by proclamation.
- Relegate the Feminism DIR to a subset of the hot rodding DIR.
- Make Stunstone take a bath at least once per month.
- Free bacon.
- You get to pick the avatar used by other posters.
- Bare buttocks & chests will be OK again.....hell, make'm mandatory.

Hired.

- There will be a new red DIR, wherein only abuse is allowed.

We already have a red-only forum and it's a lot like that (especially when Heather drops by).

 

[Vinayaka]

What variety, or in lieu of the name, description please.

The greenhouse had a few. Boss picked out two 'pretty' ones. I never read it, I just plant them.

Edited ... found the boxes ... both were Vivaces Rustique Ombre ... One was Minuteman, and the other was Gold Standard.. I have no idea what that means.

 

[Revoltingest]

The greenhouse had a few. Boss picked out two 'pretty' ones. I never read it, I just plant them.

Dang, too bad you ain't local.
I could give you some extras.
(I have only a few dozen varieties, but I have thousands of'm)
I give away a lot'a nursery stock.

 

[Vinayaka]

Dang, too bad you ain't local.

I presume you mean that as in geography.

 

[Debater Slayer]

I already have (penance for calling Mystic a "dunsel").
I've herded bigger turds than his in student housing.
But the stench! What do you feed that guy...rancid uranium & goat rectums!?

How did you know?

 

[DreadFish]

I should be promoted to moderator because I would make me a moderator if I were a moderator. So, since I would make me a moderator if I were a moderator, and you guys are moderators, that means you would make me a moderator if you were a moderator; it's a transitive property. It's only the right thing to do .

Also, I would end frubal poverty by voting to raise the frubal budget ceiling for the next three years.

 

[columbus]

Never! I will not sacrifice any babies to Molech or sell my soul to Ba'al, I know all about your vile rituals!

If I were you, that's what I would say too.

Tom

 

[Revoltingest]

How did you know?

Check me avatar!
Nuthin nastier than undigested chunks'o that stuff.
Do ya suppose he just downs it without chew'n?

 

[sun rise]

Being a moderator is a promotion?

Having been one in a galaxy far far away, I know whereof you write. But, to mangle a quote or misquote of the Gita the joy would come from embodying this sentiment: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of forums." :yes:

 

[Revoltingest]

Having been one in a galaxy far far away, I know whereof you write. But, to mangle a quote or misquote of the Gita the joy would come from embodying this sentiment: "Now I am become Death, the destroyer of forums." :yes:

Wirey & I shut down one back in 2010.
After wreaking mayhem & carnage there til it was utterly destroyed, we came here.

 

[sun rise]

Wirey & I shut down one back in 2010.
After wreaking mayhem & carnage there til it was utterly destroyed, we came here.

And now you're carrying on the good work. :bow::bow::bow:

 

[Revoltingest]

The greenhouse had a few. Boss picked out two 'pretty' ones. I never read it, I just plant them.

Edited ... found the boxes ... both were Vivaces Rustique Ombre ... One was Minuteman, and the other was Gold Standard.. I have no idea what that means.

I have Minuteman & Gold Standard. (Don't know the other.)
Gold Standard is my favorite of the two. I like the green margins on gold/light green leaves.
I just realized that I'm forgetting them names of the ones I have!

 

[Vinayaka]

I have Minuteman & Gold Standard. (Don't know the other.)
Gold Standard is my favorite of the two. I like the gold margins on green leaves.
I just realized that I'm forgetting them names of the ones I have!

You do realise you're letting everyone down when you talk so mildly about your love for pretty plants?

The other French thing may have just been the distributor then. Not sure. I just hope in a coupla years they fill the space. They're beside some ferns, and I hope they don't 'fight', like some plants do. Do you know?

 

[Revoltingest]

You do realise you're letting everyone down when you talk so mildly about your love for pretty plants?

The other French thing may have just been the distributor then. Not sure. I just hope in a coupla years they fill the space. They're beside some ferns, and I hope they don't 'fight', like some plants do. Do you know?

Ferns & hostas get along well here, provided they're size compatible.
I regularly let everyone down.

My favorite hostas that I can think of are:
Francis Williams, Sum & Substance (huge), Stained Glass (a sport of Guacamole), June, Guacamole, Wide Brim, Elegans, Sieboldiana, Sea Thunder (a little rare), Krossa Regal, Sagae, Blue Angel, Montana aureomarginata

 

[kashmir]

If I become a Moderator, I will take over the world....muahhhhhh.....

 

[Avi1001]

Reasons I Should be Made a Moderator, by Avi


1) I know all the moderators, because they have already all sent me warnings ,

2) In the future I could save everyone time by just sending myself warnings !

3) The only poster in this forum who banned himself from the DIR ,

4) Invited all the moderators to become friends without one accepting

5) Was forced by the moderators to put another poster on ignore

Those are just my basic qualifications. Should I give you my advanced achievements ?