Salty Booger
Royal Crown Cola (RC)
Sooo, this has been bothering me and makes me laugh sometimes. I don't know that any of you will have an answer, but I will ask anyways.
Why is Trump orange?
Why is Trump orange?
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Spirit of Light
Be who ever you want
Maybe he has eaten to much Cheese doodles
Salty Booger
Royal Crown Cola (RC)
I have noticed the circles, but bronze?
I doubt his orange face is the result of time spent in a tanning booth. Imagine what his laundry must look like. On second thought, I'd rather not!
Famous people often have to wear disguises when they go out. Pres. Trump doesn't. He wears his mask when he is under the camera, so he can go out without one. He can disguise himself if he needs to simply by changing his hair and not wearing bronzer. I doubt anyone would recognize him on the street.
Unveiled Artist
Veteran Member
Sun screen?
Secret Chief
Veteran Member
Why does he accept scientific advice and wear UV goggles when he's on his sun bed? Surely wearing a copper bracelet stops the harmful gamma rays?
Secret Chief
Veteran Member
When the Orange One appeared amongst us.
Father Heathen
Veteran Member
You're so enamored with Trump that even this drives you to his defense?
tytlyf
Not Religious
Donald puts bronzer on his face. Confirmed by his his personal attorney who's a criminal.
exchemist
Veteran Member
I recall a line in a novel about the sort of people encountered in places like Mar-a-Lago:
" ...women with bitter mouths and skin like wrinkled orange tinfoil..." I've always thought that a very good description. I forget where I read it, though. Sounds a bit like Tom Wolfe, perhaps.
Well, anyway, Trump is a man from that environment: rich, but with no style and with the false (and vulgar) perception that permatan is what rich people should have - to show how rich they are, you see. It goes with all the hideous gold bling in his apartments, a testament to his lack of taste.
But maybe he has so much in the way of gold fittings etc., that he can top up his tan just from the light reflected from it all - it's a thought.
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ecco
Veteran Member
Shadow Wolf
Certified People sTabber & Business Owner
Bill Maher said, and Jane Goodall agreed, Trump is the son of an orange haired orangutan.
Twilight Hue
Twilight, not bright nor dark, good nor bad.
Yep. Thats racist.
Secret Chief
Veteran Member
I recall a line in a novel about the sort of people encountered in places like Mar-a-Lago:
" ...women with bitter mouths and skin like wrinkled orange tinfoil..." I've always thought a very good description. I forget where I read it, though. Sounds a bit like Tom Wolfe, perhaps.
Well, anyway, Trump is a man from that environment: rich, but with no style and with the false (and vulgar) perception that permatan is what rich people should have - to show how rich they are, you see. It goes with all the hideous gold bling in his apartments, a testament to his lack of taste.
But maybe he has so much in the way of gold fittings etc., that he can top up his tan just from the light reflected from it all - it's a thought.
Hang on, he's a man of impeccable taste.
exchemist
Veteran Member
Yeah, even the toy cars have to be stretch limos.
To show how rich he is.
But, as we all now know, he has been losing money all the time and that's why he got into TV game shows: to top up his earnings enough to keep his head above water!