Wish granted!

[Gjallarhorn]

Granted, but those wishes can only be used to get even more wishes, which can only be used to get more wishes, which can only be used...

I wish I was a wizard...

 

[Songbird]

Granted. But only in LARP games. Which is kinda sad.

I wish I had a river I could skate away on.

 

[Panda]

Granted but it is shark infested and the eat you.

I wish I had a alcoholic beer.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Granted. But your alcoholic beer preaches at you all day about Jesus and the 12 steps.

I wish I had an unspoilable wish.

 

[Panda]

Granted. But your alcoholic beer preaches at you all day about Jesus and the 12 steps.

I wish I had an unspoilable wish.

Granted, but you wished for Ann Widdecombe in your bed.

I wish for someone to clean my flat.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Granted. But then they dirty it up even worse than before.

I wish I knew who Ann Widdecombe was.

 

[9Westy9]

Granted. But then they dirty it up even worse than before.

I wish I knew who Ann Widdecombe was.

Granted, but now you wish you never slept with her

I wish I get a good degree

 

[Gjallarhorn]

Granted. Third degree burns over 90% of your body.

I wish I was funny.

 

[9Westy9]

Granted. Third degree burns over 90% of your body.

I wish I was funny.

Granted, but only because people laugh at you

I wish I was a cat ~nyan~

 

[Kathryn]

Granted - you ARE a cat, but you get your arse whupped by all the other neighborhood cats on a regular basis, so your ears are tattered.

 

[Draka]

Kathryn! No wish for us to grant???

 

[Kathryn]

Oh shoot - sorry.

I wish I could lose my excess twenty pounds.

 

[9Westy9]

Oh shoot - sorry.

I wish I could lose my excess twenty pounds.

granted, but then Christmas comes and you gain twice as much weight.

I wish I had a loving girlfriend

 

[Kathryn]

Ok, you've got one, but she's possessive as hell, and calls and texts you thirty times a day.

I wish I had something really fun planned for tonight.

 

[9Westy9]

Ok, you've got one, but she's possessive as hell, and calls and texts you thirty times a day.

I wish I had something really fun planned for tonight.

(I don't mind that ) Granted, but you wish you didn't the next morning

I wish the UK had a good government (It'd make a change xD)

 

[not nom]

(I don't mind that ) Granted, but you wish you didn't the next morning

I wish the UK had a good government (It'd make a change xD)

granted.. unfortunately that drives the populace insane, and they attack and eat government buildings.

I wish stuff would go *pling* and sparkle when I point my finger at it.

 

[Draka]

Granted, but you chop off your finger once you tried it out on your willy and it turned entirely to glitter and drifted away.

I wish I had a big breakfast with bacon and eggs and sauages and hashbrowns O'Brien smothered in colby-jack cheese, with a big glass of milk.