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Women: Do you like porn?
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DarkSun
:eltiT
Haha, we don't.
I just got your PM. That's not my name. Anyway, that Halloween-esq porno looked interesting.
Haha, we don't.
Anyway, that Halloween-esq porno looked interesting.
Lol! Sure did.
DarkSun
:eltiT
Know any Bit Torrent sites that I could get it from? I'm interested.
Sorry, I don't usually look up that sort of thing. I'm sure there are some people here who do though
DarkSun
:eltiT
Sorry, I don't usually look up that sort of thing. I'm sure there are some people here who do though
Awww... No fair. :sad4::sad4::sad4:
McBell
Unbound
If a man is completely alone in the woods, without a woman around to hear him, and he says something, is he still wrong?Any other questions?
Why does a woman marry a man, spend 20 years trying to change him, then complain "You aren't the man I married?"
What is the minimum number of grains of sand required to make a 'pile'?
If it is true that the earth is tilted on its axis, why don't we have to shorten the legs on one side of the table?
At what age should you tell a green plant that it is adopted? How old should the green plant be?
Does the DC-10 eat its young?
Why is it inappropriate to say that a woodchuck, who has increased the amount of wood chucked, has upchucked?
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DarkSun
:eltiT
Yes. Just because the woman isn't there doesn't mean he hasn't spoken absurdly.
Sounds like my mother.
42.
The earth is so big that, that isn't necessary.
It depends on the ripeness, texture and taste of the green plant, of course. But the problem with that is that the plant is no longer around once you know whether or not he's ready.
I don't know, but I do know that Chuck Norris eats the DC-10.
Well perhaps this woodchuck who chucks wood is a very modest woodchuck, Chuck, and doesn't like to be given the "upchucker" status. I guess this woodchuck chucking wood should be pleased with the praise he gets, because woodchucks no longer chuck wood. Machines do. And he's got some competition on his hands.
Anything else?
DarkSun
:eltiT
No, I'm afraid you're mistaken. 42 is definitely the answer. Perhaps you just didn't understand the question.
McBell
Unbound
Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?Anything else?
Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?
McBell
Unbound
If riding in an airplane is considered 'flying', then why isn't riding in a boat considered swimming?Hahaha!
I have to go now. Take care, hey?
Remind me to frubal you the next time I get the chance.
tumbleweed41
Resident Liberal Hippie
Why isn't phonics spelled phonetically?
MSizer
MSizer
I have four cats and two ferrets. Both ferrets love to eat mice, none of the cats have any interest in them at all. Well, two of them like to catch them, but they bring them to us and we let them go. The ferrets don't bring them to us. They just eat them.
McBell
Unbound
lol
I had a ferret once.
But the little thief kept making off with all the keys.
So I decided to give him to my neighbor, who absolutely adores him.
MSizer
MSizer
Yup, the law of the ferret world is "if I can pick it up, it's mine to hide wherever I please. If I can't pick it up, but I can reduce it to small pieces, each of the pieces is yours to discard (except the ones I choose to hide under the couch)".
McBell
Unbound
After owning a ferret for almost two years...
I have to completely agree
Circle_One
Well-Known Member
Haha, we don't.
Anyway, that Halloween-esq porno looked interesting.
What Halloween-esque porno? I want it I want it!