Women's Dress Causes Earthquakes

[Wotan]

No, I am not making that up.

Here.

See. Tolya!

Just religion at work folks. Get you knots ready. We can cure aids if we whip ourselves often enough.

 

[enchanted_one1975]

Just because one cleric goes insane doesn't mean what he says is true.

 

[Shia Islam]

http://www.religiousforums.com/foru...27-iranian-cleric-promiscuous-women-rock.html

 

[Wotan]

Just because one cleric goes insane doesn't mean what he says is true.

Ah, of course I should have known. The "not a true muslim" defense.

 

[Valjean]

From the Tolerance ~ are you really practicing it? thread. post #31:

"Tolerance is a main feature of Shia Islam." :banghead3

 

[zenzero]

Friend Waton,

Women's Dress Causes Earthquakes

Yes, it shakes the mind of most promiscuous males who could be clerics too; such that they start blaming women and their dresses for anything that shakes their faith or body parts or the earth itself.
Thats fine, but those who accept such words?? what can be said about them??

Love & rgds

 

[allright]

Hes probably been listening to the old rock and roll song.
"Shake, Rattle and Roll"

 

[Azakel]

Hes probably been listening to the old rock and roll song.
"Shake, Rattle and Roll"

Or 'Fat bottom girls' ^_^ (the make the Rocking world go round)

 

[JustWondering2]

More superstition (studidtion) just what this world needs!

 

[JustWondering2]

Oh How about "You Shook Me" Led Zeppelin or "you shook me all night long" AC/DC

 

[Revoltingest]

When buildings and bridges all shake
you know some gal made a mistake.
A dress too revealing
is not just appealing.
It also can make the Earth quake

A new discipline in geology: fashion plate tectonics

 

[zenzero]

Friend Revoltingest,

Thats a great Limerick!
Do write more often.

Love & rgds

 

[Revoltingest]

When I put my rantings in verse,
to praising you should be averse.
Most of my drivel
ain't very civil,
and some of it's really perverse.

 

[DoctorAnswerMan]

The Limerick King is in the house!

 

[zenzero]

Friends,
Here's an ode to our friend Revolingest, not that am a poet but just trying, do criticize!

Our friend called Revolingest
Is always speaking in jest.
For he is a jolly good fellow
Having a side which is mellow
For he is one of RF’s finest.

Love & rgds

 

[JustWondering2]

If a massive quake hits Iran and kills a bunch of folks, I can just see the headlines now "Loose women causes graint earthquake in Iran". Man how 13th century is that? That's almost as bad as Pat Robertson claiming God punished New Orleans with Katrina because of all the sinners that live there. Everytime that man opens his mouth he proves just how stupid he really is! Hey maybe Pat is related to this guy in Iran? You think?

edit: Sorry I'm not a poet!!

 

[BruceDLimber]

"Tolerance is a main feature of Shia Islam."

It would certainly be nice if someone pointed that out to the Shi'i Muslims in Iran who are--today!--persecuting, jailing, and often executing Baha'is solely for practicing their religion!

Bruce

 

[I.S.L.A.M617]

No, I am not making that up.

Here.

See. Tolya!

Just religion at work folks. Get you knots ready. We can cure aids if we whip ourselves often enough.

That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. My roommate said something similar about Haiti, except he thinks that earthquake happened because Haitians practice voodoo. Priceless...