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Women's Dress Causes Earthquakes

Wotan

Active Member
No, I am not making that up.

Here.

See. Tolya!

Just religion at work folks. Get you knots ready. We can cure aids if we whip ourselves often enough.
 

Valjean

Veteran Member
Premium Member
From the Tolerance ~ are you really practicing it? thread. post #31:

"Tolerance is a main feature of Shia Islam." :banghead3:shrug:
 

zenzero

Its only a Label
Friend Waton,

Women's Dress Causes Earthquakes
Yes, it shakes the mind of most promiscuous males who could be clerics too; such that they start blaming women and their dresses for anything that shakes their faith or body parts or the earth itself.
Thats fine, but those who accept such words?? what can be said about them??

Love & rgds
:D:D
 

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
When buildings and bridges all shake
you know some gal made a mistake.
A dress too revealing
is not just appealing.
It also can make the Earth quake

A new discipline in geology: fashion plate tectonics
 
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Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
When I put my rantings in verse,
to praising you should be averse.
Most of my drivel
ain't very civil,
and some of it's really perverse.
 

zenzero

Its only a Label
Friends,
Here's an ode to our friend Revolingest, not that am a poet but just trying, do criticize!

Our friend called Revolingest
Is always speaking in jest.
For he is a jolly good fellow
Having a side which is mellow
For he is one of RF’s finest.


Love & rgds
 

JustWondering2

Just the facts Ma'am
If a massive quake hits Iran and kills a bunch of folks, I can just see the headlines now "Loose women causes graint earthquake in Iran". Man how 13th century is that? That's almost as bad as Pat Robertson claiming God punished New Orleans with Katrina because of all the sinners that live there. Everytime that man opens his mouth he proves just how stupid he really is! Hey maybe Pat is related to this guy in Iran? You think?

edit: Sorry I'm not a poet!!
 

BruceDLimber

Well-Known Member
"Tolerance is a main feature of Shia Islam."

It would certainly be nice if someone pointed that out to the Shi'i Muslims in Iran who are--today!--persecuting, jailing, and often executing Baha'is solely for practicing their religion!

Bruce
 

I.S.L.A.M617

Illuminatus
No, I am not making that up.

Here.

See. Tolya!

Just religion at work folks. Get you knots ready. We can cure aids if we whip ourselves often enough.
That is one of the stupidest things I have ever heard. My roommate said something similar about Haiti, except he thinks that earthquake happened because Haitians practice voodoo. Priceless...
 
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