I don't mind a few extra syllables if it makes things more lyrical.
What I can't stand is when you're looking for information on a topic, click on something that looks promising, and you wind up having to wade through paragraphs and paragraphs of personal anecdotes, unnecessary instructions, and information that everybody already has.
Exp. Looking for articles on hotspot versus tethering.
You get: One obscenely long paragraph talking about how "important our phones are to us now and how dependant we've all become on the internet
blah blah blah blah blah blah blah . . .how we would never think about leaving home without our phones
blah blah blah blah blah . . . and how disconnected we would all feel if, God forbid, the grid ever went down
blah blah blah blah blah blah . . .
. . . followed by a paragraph informing us that, ". . . the covid-19 pandemic has changed the way that many people conduct business and now more than ever it's important to have ready access to dependable Wi-Fi
blah blah blah blah blah. . ."
. . . followed by a short sermon on the dangers of public Wi-Fi: " X-amount of people were victims of identity theft last year, and that's a lot
blah blah blah blah blah . . ."
Now we're ready for instructions.
"Open up settings on your phone. You can do that by clicking on the little gear thingy and the drop-down menu. But first make sure your phone is turned on and in your hand . . . ''
(damn it! You didn't tell me my eyes were supposed to be open! Now I have to start all over again!)
At which point I just stop reading and wish I could take my hit back.