Would you **** on Well Named if he was on fire?

[lewisnotmiller]

Here's the scenario...

@well named has somehow managed to get his hair on fire. Could be that a random, charming, handsome mod lit a match, threw a little gasoline around, and voila! Or it could be some other cause, not involving me playing with matches.

For me, personally, I made the decision that well named was a vital part of the RF world, and therefore worthy of taking a tinkle on, hereby saving his life, and a goodly amount of his hair.

What do you folks all think? Weeing on well named...is it a thing?

 

[lovemuffin]

If I could pee on my own hair, I would.

I don't mean if it was on fire, I just mean on general principle. If it was on fire I'd probably dunk my head in the toilet instead.

 

[Nietzsche]

Considering I **** an unidentified but invariably, excruciatingly painful & lethal substance not yet fully understood by science...Yes.

 

[lovemuffin]

that doesn't sound very nice

 

[FTNZ]

Yes, even though for a woman it involves more bodily risk, unless we use some sort of adaptive device to **** like a man. Lol.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

If I could pee on my own hair, I would.

I don't mean if it was on fire, I just mean on general principle. If it was on fire I'd probably dunk my head in the toilet instead.

*laughs*

Peeing on your own hair is easiest if you use a bucket, rather than the 'direct-dousing' method.

 

[Revoltingest]

Here's the scenario...

@well named has somehow managed to get his hair on fire. Could be that a random, charming, handsome mod lit a match, threw a little gasoline around, and voila! Or it could be some other cause, not involving me playing with matches.

For me, personally, I made the decision that well named was a vital part of the RF world, and therefore worthy of taking a tinkle on, hereby saving his life, and a goodly amount of his hair.

What do you folks all think? Weeing on well named...is it a thing?

Just to be safe, he should be thoroughly wetted down now.
That way he'll not catch fire.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Just to be safe, he should be thoroughly wetted down now.
That way he'll not catch fire.

Like a circle...err...pee?

 

[Revoltingest]

Like a circle...err...pee?

Hose'm down, of course!
You're sick, sick, sick, I tell you!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Hose'm down, of course!
You're sick, sick, sick, I tell you!

I resemble this remark.

 

[Wirey]

I personally urinate on the computer screen whenever I read any of your posts. So, I'm a yes.

Plus, the people at the Internet Café are less understanding than you may have been led to believe.

 

[Revoltingest]

I personally urinate on the computer screen whenever I read any of your posts. So, I'm a yes.
Plus, the people at the Internet Café are less understanding than you may have been led to believe.

Tell me about it!
Where I post, they now demand that ya wear drawers under a kilt.

OK, I'll admit that the mini-kilt was a faux pas.

 

[Mycroft]

I personally urinate on the computer screen whenever I read any of your posts. So, I'm a yes.

Plus, the people at the Internet Café are less understanding than you may have been led to believe.

It's not just Internet Café's. I have a friend who likes to read a book while he's having a poo. He's now banned from the local Bookstores.

 

[dantech]

No wonder my friends don't lend me their computers anymore...
Except of course @Revoltingest, he keeps insisting I use his.

 

[Revoltingest]

No wonder my friends don't lend me their computers anymore...
Except of course @Revoltingest, he keeps insisting I use his.

My computer is environmentally responsible....only 1.3 gallons per flush!

 

[lewisnotmiller]

I personally urinate on the computer screen whenever I read any of your posts. So, I'm a yes.

We're basically brothers. I urinate on a keyboard to write my posts.

Plus, the people at the Internet Café are less understanding than you may have been led to believe.