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Xmas, Festivus or Saturnalia Presents You Hated

Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
What have you gotten that really burned your biscuits?
Don't be a'feared of sounding ungrateful....that's what this thread is about.

@Debater Slayer made a $1,000 donation in my name to the
League Of Communist Feminists Dedicated To The Destruction Of Vintage Machine Tools!

@4consideration gave me a fire extinguisher which only shoots confetti.....flammable confetti!

@sunrise123 gave me a bag of doggie treats....to feed to him!

@columbus gave me a blue fuzzy thong....in the wrong size!
 
Revoltingest

Revoltingest

Pragmatic Libertarian
Premium Member
columbus said:
You don't wear it on your head dufous!
Here, let me put it on you.
Tom
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Hands off'n me kilt, bub!

Hey, how'd you like the haggis flavored liqueur I gave you?
(Unlike tequila, the worm in the bottom of the bottle was an accident.)
 
jeager106

jeager106

Learning more about Jehovah.
Premium Member
I got new fishing lures.
Great! it's 25 degrees outside, the lake is frozen over and I will loose them
before next fishing season anyway!
Long johns would have been nice!:D
 
beenherebeforeagain

beenherebeforeagain

Rogue Animist
Premium Member
@Laika sent me ANOTHER "Collected Works of Mark, Lenin and Stalin" edition...

@Quetzal just sent a card with a note about "wanting to get together and send the old 'rocket' off...

@Revoltingest sent me a box of old, broken and otherwise used antique tools...

@Wirey sent me a box of what I presume used to be snow in a plastic baggie...

@columbus sent me a ticket to go see the Rockettes perform at the Trump inaguration...

All other presents received were adequate, given the holiday spirit...
 
jeager106

jeager106

Learning more about Jehovah.
Premium Member
I got Dolores a 3 month old Maltese puppy.
Already house trained.
It only poops in the house.:confused:
 
Laika

Laika

Well-Known Member
Premium Member
beenherebeforeagain said:
@Laika sent me ANOTHER "Collected Works of Mark, Lenin and Stalin" edition...

@Quetzal just sent a card with a note about "wanting to get together and send the old 'rocket' off...

@Revoltingest sent me a box of old, broken and otherwise used antique tools...

@Wirey sent me a box of what I presume used to be snow in a plastic baggie...

@columbus sent me a ticket to go see the Rockettes perform at the Trump inaguration...

All other presents received were adequate, given the holiday spirit...
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Capital was still unfinished after three volumes so I thought sending you the collected works of Marx was cruel and unusual punishment. ;)

[meanwhile in real life:]I started getting my parents gifts a few years back and this year just got lazy and asked them for ideas. My mum asked me to get the game "Operation" as my gift to my parents this christmas for something fun to do. Despite watching the entire series of House I'm really bad at it. :mad:
 
Brickjectivity

Brickjectivity

Veteran Member
Staff member
Premium Member
Everything either needs instructions, has instructions, or doesn't have instructions. There's just no consistency.
 
C

columbus

yawn <ignore> yawn
Revoltingest said:
Hands off'n me kilt, bub!
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You can lose the kilt and the Hawaiian shirt by yourself. But do keep the argyle socks and sandals. We're going for a total Look here.:cool:
Hey, how'd you like the haggis flavored liqueur I gave you?
(Unlike tequila, the worm in the bottom of the bottle was an accident.)
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Excellent dude!
Not only did one serving each reduce my brother-in-law and his wife's visit to under a half hour. My dog actually enjoyed getting a flea bath for the first time ever!:p
Tom
 
Wirey

Wirey

Fartist
@columbus sent me what I really hope is merely a soiled pair of coveralls.

@BSM1 sent me another picture of himself at the World's Largest Pile of Shelled Turtles.

@Revoltingest sent me another one of those damned Revoltistanian Order to Appear things.

@4consideration sent me an empty Victoria Secret box (how you doin'?).

@Laika sent me what better turn out to be an Oh Henry bar out of the wrapper!

@Quetzal sent me a cheque for $40 post-dated for October 17th, 2314.

@beenherebeforeagain sent me a picture of a snow blower and a threatening letter demanding $40. I forwarded a cheque.

@sunrise123 sent his fondest wishes, plus an empty Victoria Secret box. What you doin'?

@Quagmire sent me a picture of himself and @Deidre dressed like Donald and Hillary fighting it out with what are best described as 'fleshy light sabres'.
 
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