Xmas, Festivus or Saturnalia Presents You Hated

[beenherebeforeagain]

You left of the 'Else'. You sent one to everyone else.

sounds like a grievance for next year

 

[Revoltingest]

[USER=22490]@Revoltingest sent me another one of those damned Revoltistanian Order to Appear things.
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You didn't read the whole thing....
"Revoltistan Court Order To Appear In Leather Pants"

 

[ADigitalArtist]

You left of the 'Else'. You sent one to everyone else.

Uhhhh... you're getting a double batch so it's taking longer. Belated birthday!

 

[BSM1]

@columbus sent me what I really hope is merely a soiled pair of coveralls.

@BSM1 sent me another picture of himself at the World's Largest Pile of Shelled Turtles.

@Revoltingest sent me another one of those damned Revoltistanian Order to Appear things.

@4consideration sent me an empty Victoria Secret box (how you doin'?).

@Laika sent me what better turn out to be an Oh Henry bar out of the wrapper!

@Quetzal sent me a cheque for $40 post-dated for October 17th, 2314.

@beenherebeforeagain sent me a picture of a snow blower and a threatening letter demanding $40. I forwarded a cheque.

@sunrise123 sent his fondest wishes, plus an empty Victoria Secret box. What you doin'?

@Quagmire sent me a picture of himself and @Deidre dressed like Donald and Hillary fighting it out with what are best described as 'fleshy light sabres'.

It was either that or a pic of me standing beside The World's Largest Ball of Belly-Button Lint.

 

[Revoltingest]

It was either that or a pic of me standing beside The World's Largest Ball of Belly-Button Lint.

Do you have the world's largest belly button?

 

[Brickjectivity]

He can shake when he laughs like a bowl full of jelly.

 

[BSM1]

Do you have the world's largest belly button?

If only...