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Unguru

Unguru

I am a Sikh nice to meet you
HolyHolyHolyEvil said:
I'm burning in Hell fire and facing some sort of bloody altar sacrifice. Religion is definitely for the weak, so I've heard and I'd have to say I agree.

I'm evil.

Edit: tags somehow became part of the subject line. Don't know how but whatever.
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welcome to weakforums.com then, enjoy hanging with a bunch of weak people every week.
 
dybmh

dybmh

ויהי מבדיל בין מים למים
HolyHolyHolyEvil said:
I'm ready.

It's a perverted reenactment of Saint Agnes. You know her story?
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No, I am super ignorant when it comes to Christianity and Catholicism.

Saint Agnes took a vow of chastity and after refusing marriage to several males who wanted her, she was condemned to live in (of all places) a brothel.

Later, her throat was cut (martyrdom).

Most Saints are cast into Hell where they suffer rape, torture, murder... and demonic possession. They get beat up and then praise God for it. I think it's insane but whatever.
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Not super funny. But I get the point.

So long story short, my story is very close to Agnes's. The brothel part was fulfilled a decade ago. I have a great big sword that is empowered by "cutthroat" and "blood money" and some other religiously insane principles.

It's a daily dance with pure sadism while GOD, the ultimate perv and voyeur, does nothing but watch.
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I hear you. I agree, it is a daily dance. I feel like I got a glimpse at why you said you are coping with Hell. All I can say is, I hope that my childish, foolish, puppy-dog optimism won't be too irritating for you.

It's a pleasure meeting you; I hope to get to know you better on the forum.
 
Samael_Khan

Samael_Khan

Qigong / Yang Style Taijiquan / 7 Star Mantis
HolyHolyHolyEvil said:
I didn't keep count but it's been more often than not. I told you: I AM EVIL.

watch: so I suffer revolting sadistic suicidal torture and so I recently sought out a suicide forum. They happened to have a faith subcategory and so, being exceedingly religious, genetically, which is harrowing and full of grief and misery and despair, I responded to a thread in the faith forum in which a bi/homosexual person wanted to know how to reconcile their sexuality with their faith.

Everyone answered WRONG. They said homosexuality is okay, god loves you and doesn't judge.

I replied: "sorry to interrupt but god said homosexuality is abomination and sin, and we are called into repentance, and god makes clear the consequence for unrepentance in revelation 21:8"

I received a message from a moderator that my post was bullying and mean and judgemental, and she deleted it and then restricted me from posting in that forum.

See? I'm extremely extremely evil.
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Become a staunch fundamentalist pessimist. Then everything in life will exceed your expectations and you will be happy. Works for me until I give in to hope. Then my best friend is misery.

Welcome to RF! You will fit right in.
 
Milton Platt

Milton Platt

Well-Known Member
HolyHolyHolyEvil said:
I'm burning in Hell fire and facing some sort of bloody altar sacrifice. Religion is definitely for the weak, so I've heard and I'd have to say I agree.

I'm evil.

Edit: tags somehow became part of the subject line. Don't know how but whatever.
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Done your asbestos underwear and jump in.....
 
HolyHolyHolyEvil

HolyHolyHolyEvil

Member
Unguru said:
welcome to weakforums.com then, enjoy hanging with a bunch of weak people every week.
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Oh sorry. I was being evil sarcastic full of mockery.

Religion is not at all for the weak. You have to be VERY resilient and have fortitude for all that life will throw in one's path. SCREAM!!!!!!!!
 
HolyHolyHolyEvil

HolyHolyHolyEvil

Member
dybmh said:
No, I am super ignorant when it comes to Christianity and Catholicism.



Not super funny. But I get the point.



I hear you. I agree, it is a daily dance. I feel like I got a glimpse at why you said you are coping with Hell. All I can say is, I hope that my childish, foolish, puppy-dog optimism won't be too irritating for you.

It's a pleasure meeting you; I hope to get to know you better on the forum.
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OIYE!

I'm unable to tolerate my own existence.

I love the part where you said, "I hear you. I agree, it is a daily dance. I feel like I got a glimpse at why you said you are coping with Hell."

THANKS!

It's nice to be (somewhat) recognized. Full recognition isn't possible because life but a glimpse is a start and I'm feeling a slight rekindling of hope. Thanks.

I don't feel irritated at the moment.

I don't know how long I'll be around (here or planet earth). I'm in serious, severe peril with all sorts of explosive danger in a lit fuse under the surface.

See you around, Mr Optimism!
 
HolyHolyHolyEvil

HolyHolyHolyEvil

Member
Israel Khan said:
Become a staunch fundamentalist pessimist. Then everything in life will exceed your expectations and you will be happy. Works for me until I give in to hope. Then my best friend is misery.

Welcome to RF! You will fit right in.
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ha!

I light up a room (by leaving it). Badumtiss.

Thanks for the welcome.
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
Anyways, I should probably introduce myself properly. I am a wild child of the 80's/early 90's with a morbid sense of humor. You may not like that I'm bi (homosexuality was brought up), but lord we need some new faces on here. Many of my threads can be summed up as me saying "Oh look, I'm a nonconformist".
 
HolyHolyHolyEvil

HolyHolyHolyEvil

Member
AT-AT said:
Anyways, I should probably introduce myself properly. I am a wild child of the 80's/early 90's with a morbid sense of humor. You may not like that I'm bi (homosexuality was brought up), but lord we need some new faces on here. Many of my threads can be summed up as me saying "Oh look, I'm a nonconformist".
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I'm anti-conformity when conformity is conformity to deformity and malformation.

You're bi? I'm forced to perform child pornography sex slavery in a satanic brothel which is part of the skull and bones club.

Question: could a man ever love me? Could he see the victimization and violation I've been subjugated to, and know the difference between vulgar abuse and love? Or am I garbage trash unlovable, unacceptable and unsalvageable for all of ever and ever more?
 
HolyHolyHolyEvil

HolyHolyHolyEvil

Member
AT-AT said:
I see. Truth be told, I'm an apparent zombie who is really a chupacabra masquerading under the form of a fleshgait.
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You are? No. I does not believe you. I say you are mislead and deceived and needa be McSaved.

Who are we REALLY and will any of us ever really know fo sho?
 
PoetPhilosopher

PoetPhilosopher

Veteran Member
HolyHolyHolyEvil said:
You are? No. I does not believe you. I say you are mislead and deceived and needa be McSaved.

Who are we REALLY and will any of us ever really know fo sho?
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It's all a matter of perspective. To me, the best way of being McSaved is to throw myself at the ceiling and seeing if I stick - when I stick, I know I've won:

 
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