You Know You Are Addicted To RF When

[mrscardero]

You know what I haven't gotten about this picture. It says "The Perfect Computer," and I totally understand how the toilet makes it a great computer, but why all the balloons? What do they do for anything? Am I just getting hung up on a stupid detail? I've wondered about the balloons since the first time I seen the picture.

LOL....they put the toilet seat in front of the computer for someone to celebrate a birthday. The person spends so much time at the computer that they should have a potty so he wouldn't have to leave incase he had to go.


You know you're addicted to RF when...
You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the plug on a loved one.

 

[mrscardero]

You know you're addicted to RF when...

Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

Your husband tells you he's had the beard for 2 months.

Your wife makes a new rule: "The computer cannot come to bed."

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat on RF.

 

[standing_alone]

You know you're addicted to RF when
you reread recent posts you made to check them over to see if they should be edited in any little way (for any little reason, even if it's just to add or remove a comma) to "make your view more clear."

 

[Mike182]

when you wake up during the night and think of "things RF members would never say", have a good giggle, and then go back to sleep :biglaugh:

 

[michel]

when you wake up during the night and think of "things RF members would never say", have a good giggle, and then go back to sleep :biglaugh:

You mean you sleep ?

 

[Mike182]

You mean you sleep ?

well, i didn't say i sleep every night

 

[mrscardero]

when you wake up during the night and think of "things RF members would never say", have a good giggle, and then go back to sleep :biglaugh:

Must spread frubals around before giving

 

[mrscardero]

Father and son talk about RF addiction.

Father: Where did you learn this?

Son: (Ignores)

Father: Answer me!

Son: You alright! I learned it from watching you.

 

[anders]

From personal experience, I'd say that dreaming of posts sure to collect frubals would be towards the top of the list. <waiting for them...>

 

[Shadow Wolf]

Your wife says communication is important in a marriage...so you buy another computer and install a second phone line so the two of you can chat on RF.

I wish I could give frubals for that.

I have found myself mentioning this forum, in other forums, and in actual conversations.
You know your addicted when...
When you have dreams about RF, and RF members.
When RF is "one of the things I look foward to in life."

 

[mrscardero]

You know your addicted when...

Your wife drapes a wig over your monitor to remind you of what she looks like.

 

[mrscardero]

You know your addicted when...

You don't care if you freeze, just as long as you have internet to sign on to RF.

 

[Buttons*]

you know you're addicted to RF when you PM others for real life delemas in the bedroom...... not that that's ever happened....

 

[dawny0826]

you know you're addicted to RF when you PM others for real life delemas in the bedroom...... not that that's ever happened....

:biglaugh: :biglaugh: Buttons and Mrs. C...you two are killing me!:biglaugh: :biglaugh:

 

[angellous_evangellous]

When your spouce looks at your google history and says something like, "Oh, was this for RF?!"

 

[mrscardero]

You know your addicted when...

You compete with your mate about who will get the most frubals today so you constantly check your User CP to see who fruballed you.

*Dancing and singing around cardero,

"I got more frubals then you do...I got more frubals then you do."*

 

[Shadow Wolf]

When you have bills to pay, money to put in the bank, runing to do, but RF is still a priority in the day.

 

[Scarlett Wampus]

...you repeatedly and emphatically announce your retirement from RF, yet keep coming back to post and start more threads. :biglaugh:

Oooooh. I've already done this once. Some more evidence of this dangerous addiction: -

You pretend you need a tablet PC at work just so you can walk around without leaving RF.

You immediately hit refresh after posting hoping to see a response, and there is!

You don't notice yourself flipping between Photoshop and RF in the middle of a design briefing.

 

[ChrisP]

Ok, this site is a PG site...

 

[Buttons*]

Ok, this site is a PG site...

whatever!!!! :slap: