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You Know You Are Addicted To RF When…

sojourner

sojourner

Annoyingly Progressive Since 2006
My wife was disrobed in the bedroom, watching the Olympics with plate of bacon and a glass of beer...and I was sitting in the living room posting on RF...:help:
 
Buttercup

Buttercup

Veteran Member
sojourner said:
My wife was disrobed in the bedroom, watching the Olympics with plate of bacon and a glass of beer...and I was sitting in the living room posting on RF...:help:
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This one sounds kinda fishy. I can't imagine ANY man passing that offer up......:slap:

You need help, buddy! We should reopen our 13 Step RF Addiction Program just for you!
 
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Buttercup said:
This one sounds kinda fishy. I can't imagine ANY man passing that offer up......:slap:
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yeah, its okay for OTHER people to be dirty, but i cant say anything!....where's my lawyer!?

You need help, buddy! We should reopen our 13 Step RF Addiction Program just for you!
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we just might have to! There are many people who are addicted! THE MADNESS MUST END!!!!!
 
nutshell

nutshell

Well-Known Member
Buttercup said:
This one sounds kinda fishy. I can't imagine ANY man passing that offer up......:slap:

You need help, buddy! We should reopen our 13 Step RF Addiction Program just for you!
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Isn't it supposed to be smells fishy, not sounds fishy? And if that's the case, it's a perfectly logical reason why he would pass it up. :bounce
 
Buttercup

Buttercup

Veteran Member
nutshell said:
Isn't it supposed to be smells fishy, not sounds fishy? And if that's the case, it's a perfectly logical reason why he would pass it up. :bounce
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Ewwww, bad boy! Me>:slap:<Nutshell
 
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meow! says:
*cries* i cant get onto rf
Alyssa says:
me neither, i was replying to your "omg you made a serious post" and then it said database error
Alyssa says:
this is bad
meow! says:
it feels like my oxygen supply has been cut off
meow! says:
*eek*
Alyssa says:
i don't know what to do with myself! *reaches for gun, puts it up to head* if you don't give me back RF I will shoot!
meow! says:
no man, dont do it!
Alyssa says:
BUT I CAN'T GET ONTO RF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
meow! says:
*holds head*
meow! says:
its okay man, *sobbing* just breathe
Alyssa says:
i can't breathe at a time like this! I just... can't... *wails*
meow! says:
*shakes* calm down
meow! says:
its going to be alright
Alyssa says:
i don't know, i just don't know *still crying*
meow! says:
everythings going to be okay
meow! says:
*reaches for alcohol*
Alyssa says:
don't do it, alcohol is the drink of the devil!
meow! says:
i dont know what i can do without RF!!!
Alyssa says:
Me neither. the world is such a cold place without it. I just want to be held right now. I feel so vulnerable!
meow! says:
i know *cries* i want my mommy!
meow! says:
*sigh* its on again
meow! says:
 *does happy dance*
Alyssa says:
OH PRAISE BE TO JESUS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


... when this becomes a frequent MSN conversation
 
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you know you're addicted when you see something in a store and go, "omg, ______(rf member) would love to have this!!!"
 
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