You know you are old when...

[3.14]

you know your old when you helped load animals into noah ark

 

[rojse]

The other day at work, the young people were laughing at those of us in our forties and fifties, because we know all the words to all the songs on the oldies station.

That's quite rude - they should have waited until you were out of sight.

 

[Panda]

My dad says, "You know you're old when your children have gray hair."

I'd go more with you know your old when you have kids.

 

[Storm]

I'd go more with you know your old when you have kids.

21 is "old?"

My uncle once told my father, "You know you're middle aged when you meet your daughter's friends and want to have sex with them." I later determined that you're a dirty old man when you tell your daughter!

 

[Panda]

21 is "old?"

Yup, and 30 well that's just ancient!

 

[3.14]

when a fad has become retro for the seconed time

 

[kiwimac]

You know you're old when you CAN'T remember the 70s except ... vaguely.

 

[cardero]

You know you are old when...
Your wife packs an extra uniform for you to keep at work just in case there are any emergencys.

 

[Peacewise]

You know you are old when its easier describing to the doctor what is working fine with your body.

You know you are old when you see a youngster do something incorrectly and you accept that not only do you not have the energy to tell them so, but that it's best for them if you let them learn that it's a mistake on their own.

Insanity is inherited, you get it from your kids.

 

[ChristineES]

I knew I must be getting old when I heard a song that came out the year after I graduated from hs on an oldies station.