You Know You're On RF If...

[Meow Mix]

You keep hearing about a guy that's somehow everybody's daddy.

A hawt leather-clad woman with a whip "glomps" you or gives you a "squishy hug."

You find yourself pondering something like the fallacy of retrospective determinism (or some such) in a thread about bagels.

You develop a lightning fast understanding of what "DIR" means and not to post in most of them.

 

[Desert Snake]

You start arguing NT topics even if you're not a Christian.

 

[ChristineES]

Christians start trying to convince people that we don't believe in some angry looking bearded man sitting on a cloud.

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

Everything in life, even the most mundane things, become a point of philosophical controversy.

 

[Revoltingest]

1) You're told that Fox News is the cause of your hebetude & philistinism.....usually with less diplomatic words.
2) You're surrounded by lesbians, trannies, fundies, ferriners, heathens & other normally less visible deviants.....& you like it.
4) People with unsupported opinions, dubious facts & strong bias will accuse you of unsupported opinions, dubious facts & strong bias.
5) Even though I've temporarily lost my voice, I can still get in heated arguments.
6) You lost a "3" somewhere, & you'll be informed of it.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

You keep hearing about a guy that's somehow everybody's daddy.

I love this one.

 

[Desert Snake]

You find yourself arguing about the Sabbath... like, what?

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

You become scholars on religions you've never even heard of.

 

[Draka]

You smell your dinner cooking and it smells like it could be burning a bit...but you've just got to finish this one post.

You made a typo in a very long and well thought out post and the only response you get to the post is that you made a typo.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

You get frubals from people who mistook your sarcasm for a sincere compliment.

 

[blackout]

You get frubals from people who mistook your sarcasm for a sincere compliment.

Oh! Why thank you. :flirt:

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Oh! Why thank you. :flirt:

Clever and purple - a dangerous combination.

 

[blackout]

Clever and purple - a dangerous combination.

So gracious. Now where are my frubals?

 

[cablescavenger]

You are atheist, yet somehow spend half your spare time reading the qu'ran and the bible.

 

[HiddenDjinn]

You keep forgetting that Canadians can post here and be taken seriously when they talk American politics.

 

[jarofthoughts]

You find yourself thinking "We're doing THIS again?!?" for the third time that month.

 

[dyanaprajna2011]

you find yourself thinking "we're doing this again?!?" for the third time that month.

rofl.

 

[9Westy9]

1) Someone calls atheism a religion
2) They fail to back it up

 

[Alceste]

~ You find yourself carefully reading bizarre articles written by members of fringe special interest groups with a furrowed brow, then diligently searching for top quality material with which to rebut each of their factual claims.

 

[Kathryn]

You decide that no matter how burning some issues are, you simply aren't going to waste your time arguing them again (see abortion).

You realize that some egos fill rooms - and some egos fill forums. Same o same o.