You should always knock before you open a fridge

[Spiderman]

I opened without knocking today and there was a Salad dressing inside.

 

[Spiderman]

I'm sorry if that was old news. I couldn't resist.

 

[Meow Mix]

Meow Mix's Law, bad dad jokes get Informative reacts

 

[Meow Mix]

You can't informative back! That's cheating! I'm telling!

 

[Meow Mix]

 

[The Hammer]

What did the custodian say when he jumped out of the closet?




“Supplies!”

 

[The Hammer]

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?




Sir Cumference.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?

Sir Cumference.

There's some joke here about Sir Mixalot and Hammer Time, I'm sure, but I'm too brain fried to fit the pieces together.

 

[Meow Mix]

@lewisnotmiller you're walking on thin ice mister.

 

[ChristineM]

Which knight invented King Arthur’s Round Table?




Sir Cumference.

 

[Twilight Hue]

I opened without knocking today and there was a Salad dressing inside.


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French or Italian?

 

[Guitar's Cry]

Salad jokes are the worst. You should just toss it.

 

[Spiderman]

French or Italian?

White wine to be precise.

It's a true story actually.