Your age please!

[Buttons*]

lmao! :biglaugh:

..."The Day She Farted" a novel by AE

 

[angellous_evangellous]

:biglaugh: Does she know that you are telling people this? That's awesome. Did she levitate when it happened?

My wife occasionally reads RF.

(BTW, that's a hell no, and if I think that she will ever find out, I'm destroying the evidence.)

 

[angellous_evangellous]

lmao! :biglaugh:

..."The Day She Farted" a novel by AE

She hasn't lived it down!

The really funny thing is that was the "first fart." Before we got married, I never knew of any farts. EVER. FOR FIVE YEARS.

We'd been married for four years. No farts. Then, WHAM!

Nine years of fart-free bliss, shattered like a tank being blown up in Iraq.

It was a shock. Like finding out Sunstone is a man. An old man.:areyoucra

 

[Mister_T]

One time my wife and I were sitting on the floor folding clothes and she starts screaming like she's going into labor.

Then, WHAM! It sounded like she hit the floor with her fist.

I'll never forget that fart.

I took her out for a really nice dinner and drinks.

Since you reward people for flatulence, stay there while I grab my can of beans. I want a steak and lobster dinner.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Since you reward people for flatulence, stay there while I grab my can of beans. I want a steak and lobster dinner.

If you can top nine years of complete silence and no noticable smell around the person who spends the most time with you, then you deserve more than steak and lobster. We did a full course meal: appetizers, wine, entree, desert, and coffee. And then some.

I still take her out in honor of that fart.

 

[Mister_T]

She hasn't lived it down!

The really funny thing is that was the "first fart." Before we got married, I never knew of any farts. EVER. FOR FIVE YEARS.

We'd been married for four years. No farts. Then, WHAM!

Nine years of fart-free bliss, shattered like a tank being blown up in Iraq.

It was a shock. Like finding out Sunstone is a man. An old man.:areyoucra

I always thought women farting was a myth. You know, like guys who lift up the toilet seat.

 

[Draka]

i'm 29. At least for the next day. I will be 30 on Saturday. :sad4:

 

[EnhancedSpirit]

I'm 18 with 18 years of experience. (in other words, I'm 36)

 

[Mister_T]

You know who surprised me? Michel. I always took him for a guy in his early 20's

 

[Sunstone]

I don't want to relive the experience that I had when I discovered that Sunstone was an old man. :banghead3

It might have been bad for you, Angellous, to discover that I was old, but it was far worse for me to discover I was old. No more "three times a night" for Ms. Acme Latex Love Doll, I can tell you that! Fortunately, she's been very understanding about it, and hasn't complained. (I figure that's partly because I've been reading a ton of books on foreplay to try to make up in quality what she's been missing in quantity.)

 

[Linus]

I turned 21 back in December. And no, I didn't buy any alcohol. I'm more of a root beer kinda guy

 

[Bastet]

30 :curtsy:

 

[BucephalusBB]

25 years old.

 

[Bastet]

It was a shock. Like finding out Sunstone is a man. An old man.:areyoucra

:biglaugh: Sounds like it's scarred you for life! :biglaugh: And he's not old...well, not as old as *whispers* pah.

 

[Quoth The Raven]

35...and apparently ancient.

 

[michel]

35...and apparently ancient.

Ancient???? I wish I was ancient!:bonk: 57; which, at the moment puts me firmly in the 'oldest' group..........hey, there must be some real wrinklies round here; come on, and let me know I am not at the bottom of the heap!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

It might have been bad for you, Angellous, to discover that I was old, but it was far worse for me to discover I was old.

That was one of the funniest and most akward moments on RF for me.

http://www.religiousforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=25940&page=4&highlight=%22young+woman%22 post # 31

I was happily and innocently reading the thread until I got to Maize:

Happy Birthday, Phil! :woohoo:

Becoming a bit uncomfortable, I look up at your profile, and WHAM! Sunstone is a Phil, not a young woman! It replays over and over in my mind.

We're never going fishing together!:sad4:

Happy Birthday, friend. Before I looked further, I thought you were a young woman. I found out the truth and now I am in therapy.:bonk:

I can empathize with that, Angellous! Before I entered therapy, I thought I was a young woman too.

 

[jewscout]

24 right now.

 

[kevmicsmi]

27 now, and for the record, 27 for the next 10 years

 

[anders]

You know-it-all kids, so who's older'n me? Pah "receives pension" (profile); so do I. (Not OAP to be honest, but disability, but what the heck, I'm ancient anyway).