Bastet
Vile Stove-Toucher
Some quotes from an old tv show called 'Dr. Who'. It was a British sci-fi show that ran from the early 60s - late 80s:
The Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
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The Doctor: First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
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The Doctor: [to Leela after she almost knifes him] It's a good thing your tribe never invented firearms... they'd've woken with a start one morning and wiped themselves out.
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The Doctor: What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
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Jamie: Have you thought up some clever plan, Doctor?
The Doctor: Yes Jamie, I believe I have.
Jamie: What are you going to do?
The Doctor : Bung a rock at it.
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The Doctor: When we were on the river we heard the unearthly babble of inhuman voices, didn't you, Romana?
Professor Chronotis: Oh, undergraduates talking to each other, I expect. I'm trying to have it banned.
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[on oil]
The Doctor : It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realized that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense.
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The Doctor: Never cared much for the word "impregnable." Sounds a bit too much like "unsinkable."
Harry: What's wrong with "unsinkable"?
The Doctor: Nothing. As the iceberg said to the Titanic.
Harry : What?
The Doctor : Gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop.
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The Doctor: You want me to volunteer, is that it? And if I don't?
White Guardian: Nothing.
The Doctor : You mean nothing'll happen to me?
White Guardian : Nothing. Ever.
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The Doctor: Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
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The Doctor: That is the dematerializing control, and that over yonder is the horizontal hold; up there is the scanner, those are the doors, and that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me.
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The Doctor: You see, if you take any progressive series, it can be converted into binary notation. Now, if you take the sum of the integrants and express the result as a power series, then the indices show the basic binary blocks, only I wouldn't do it if I were you.
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Benton: What do we do now?
The Doctor : Keep it confused. Feed it with useless information. I wonder if I have a television set handy?
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The Doctor: Still, while there's life, there's six of one, half dozen of the other.
Master: Woolly thinking, Doctor.
The Doctor : Yes, but very comforting when worn next to the skin.
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The Doctor: Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.
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The Doctor: My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters and you don't like my tie.
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The Doctor: You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that need altering.
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The Doctor: I wonder...
Leela: What?
The Doctor : Shh. I'm wondering.
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Hutchinson: You speak treason.
The Doctor: Fluently.
Eeks, sorry! I know that's a lot, but like Spinkles with his Simpsons quotes, I could go on for pages...
The Doctor: A straight line may be the shortest distance between two points, but it is by no means the most interesting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: First things first, but not necessarily in that order.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: [to Leela after she almost knifes him] It's a good thing your tribe never invented firearms... they'd've woken with a start one morning and wiped themselves out.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: What's the use of a good quotation if you can't change it?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jamie: Have you thought up some clever plan, Doctor?
The Doctor: Yes Jamie, I believe I have.
Jamie: What are you going to do?
The Doctor : Bung a rock at it.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: When we were on the river we heard the unearthly babble of inhuman voices, didn't you, Romana?
Professor Chronotis: Oh, undergraduates talking to each other, I expect. I'm trying to have it banned.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
[on oil]
The Doctor : It's about time the people who run this planet of yours realized that to be dependent on a mineral slime just doesn't make sense.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: Never cared much for the word "impregnable." Sounds a bit too much like "unsinkable."
Harry: What's wrong with "unsinkable"?
The Doctor: Nothing. As the iceberg said to the Titanic.
Harry : What?
The Doctor : Gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop, gloop.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: You want me to volunteer, is that it? And if I don't?
White Guardian: Nothing.
The Doctor : You mean nothing'll happen to me?
White Guardian : Nothing. Ever.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: Logic, my dear Zoe, merely enables one to be wrong with authority.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: That is the dematerializing control, and that over yonder is the horizontal hold; up there is the scanner, those are the doors, and that is a chair with a panda on it. Sheer poetry, dear boy. Now please stop bothering me.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: You see, if you take any progressive series, it can be converted into binary notation. Now, if you take the sum of the integrants and express the result as a power series, then the indices show the basic binary blocks, only I wouldn't do it if I were you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Benton: What do we do now?
The Doctor : Keep it confused. Feed it with useless information. I wonder if I have a television set handy?
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: Still, while there's life, there's six of one, half dozen of the other.
Master: Woolly thinking, Doctor.
The Doctor : Yes, but very comforting when worn next to the skin.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: Allow me to congratulate you, sir. You have the most totally closed mind that I've ever encountered.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: My theories appall you, my heresies outrage you, I never answer letters and you don't like my tie.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: You know, the very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. They don't alter their views to fit the facts. They alter the facts to fit their views. Which can be uncomfortable if you happen to be one of the facts that need altering.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
The Doctor: I wonder...
Leela: What?
The Doctor : Shh. I'm wondering.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hutchinson: You speak treason.
The Doctor: Fluently.
Eeks, sorry! I know that's a lot, but like Spinkles with his Simpsons quotes, I could go on for pages...