Your hideously fantastic talent

[Wirey]

So, what talent do you have that is sooooo blindingly great that it causes others to commit hari-kari in shame? Can you limerick with Revoltinger? Can you tell tastless jokes with Wirey? Can you eat live kittens like MurphtheSmurph? Let's hear it!

 

[Revoltingest]

Oooooo! Ooooooo! Yah, yoo betcha!
I can perform the Maxwell House Coffee commercial tune with popping noises I make by striking my cheeks with my thumbs.
I can also do a pretty good imitation of Kodos saying, "Your superior intellect is no match for our puny weapons!"

Btw, Murph cheats...he marinades them first.

 

[angellous_evangellous]

I admire myself in the mirror.

 

[Revoltingest]

I admire myself in the mirror.

Man, that does sound like a formidable task!

Just kidding!

 

[angellous_evangellous]

Man, that does sound like a formidable task!

Not for me.

 

[Alceste]

I know thousands of fiddle tunes. Thousands. They've pushed out all the names and birthdays and titles of movies I've already seen.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

I strip away all the ************.

 

[Alceste]

I strip away all the ************.

i can't for the life of me think of a cuss word with that many letters, apart from mum humper.

 

[Revoltingest]

i can't for the life of me think of a cuss word with that many letters, apart from mum humper.

That's his talent - he strips away asterisks....lot's of them.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

i can't for the life of me think of a cuss word with that many letters, apart from mum humper.

Me neither. Weird, since my initial word only had 8 letters.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

That's his talent - he strips away asterisks....lot's of them.

Pfft - I not only strip away asterisks, but also ampersands, tildes, and sometimes even open brackets.

 

[Revoltingest]

Pfft - I not only strip away asterisks, but also ampersands, tildes, and sometimes even open brackets.

Dang! Strong with you the force is.
I can only strip away tildas & apostrophes.
(Note: I don't even know how to spell "tilde"!)

 

[Valjean]

I can stand on my head with one shoe on and one off.

 

[Engyo]

I useta could rub my stomach and pat my head at the same time, but I haven't tried in a while.

 

[MissAlice]

Play the piano.

As for the rest, I can't do squat.

 

[Wirey]

Lame! All lame!

I can destroy any womans sex drive with a single glance.

 

[Revoltingest]

Lame! All lame!

I can destroy any womans sex drive with a single glance.

Guys too....so I hear...or rather read on the walls of the stalls.

 

[FlyingTeaPot]

I can spell words under 5 letters correctly most of the tim. Oh yeah!

 

[ChristineES]

I read twice as fast as anyone in my family. I read Stephen King's It in 2 and a half days, for example (which is nothing to the person who read it in one day). I can read 300 pages in one day and sometimes 400.
I just love to read.

 

[Penumbra]

I can do a backflip on solid ground. People seem to like that.