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Wu Wei

ursus senum severiorum and ex-Bisy Backson
Over 300,000 computer reboots since 1987
Banhammer certified instructor
Experienced in:
  • Spam Rehashing
  • Spam Relabeling
  • Spam Reusing
  • Misattribution
Also offer computer perforation services:
  • Computer unscrewing
  • Cable decoupling
  • Chip chipping
  • Magnetization
  • De-clouding

But do you do Processor processing, RAM ramming and Mac smacking
 

Smart_Guy

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Premium Member
Name: Smart Guy. Some call me SG, Smart, Smarty Pants, Ay Whole, etc.

Ethnicity: Half Coke Asian (the second half).

Nationality: Hijazi.

Age: About 2 years and 3 months.

Languages: American, British, Saudi, Egyptian, and some insignificant others.

Distribution (whatever this means):
- A nice persons, specially nice to the ladies.
- Love seafood, cartoons, video games and my car.
- Not a jerk, like many others around here.
- Have no idea how I became blue.
- Thumbs up... always!
- Single, not married, a virgin, and with no children (PM me if you're interested).
- Some other stuff I can't remember right now.
- Some more other stuff I can't remember right now.
- Just remembered... I weigh ~95kg. Wasn't born like this.
 
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