Your Sordid Sex Life?

[stacey bo bacey]

she calls period sex "midol x1000"

Sex is woooonderful at relieving cramps. It's like magic.

And I am very unsatisfied, by the way. It's not my fault! I cannot find a guy who is nice, funny, smart and not socially retarded. I can only help myself for so long, and I don't think I'm asking for too much. I am in the prime of my life and I want to be having plenty of sex. It's incredibly upsetting this isn't happening...:sarcastic

 

[AshleyLove.]

A perfect ten. I'm very satisfied. =]

 

[Zatarra]

I'm a newlywed and I'm satisfied with my sex life.

 

[anders]

four play is good and a I can get a tiny bit of satisfaction from that! :sarcastic

Kinky Freudian slip?

Personally, I interpret "neutral" as accepting current state to the point of not spending any effort to find change, and voted thusly.

If somebody doesn't get it, Grammar Police has a word "foreplay" which I think is statistically more often applicable than "foursome".

 

[Circle_One]

Very satisfied, at the moment. Two weeks ago though, I would have said unsatisfied, so it changes depending on other circumstances.

 

[sarahjane127]

No, it's hard to find someone who's as passionate as... lets say energetic as I want to be.

 

[Rakhel]

Well without getting graphic(which what I choose) I am sooooooooo satisfied with my sex live it couldn't get any better.


And I got 4 kids.:jam:

 

[blackout]

Wow. I posted in this thread just over a year ago.

Everything has changed since then.

Satisfied and then some....
and every time just keeps getting ....
more complete.

Polyamory has brought me into the fold of
ultimate satisfaction & sexual joy
I would never have known otherwise.
gawd I feel loved and completed. and happy. so happy.

(found out this week I can get my tubes tied on state assistance)
surely I will explode.

 

[England my lionheart]

:yes: v satisfied :cigar:

 

[Kerr]

I would maybe be satisfied... if I had anyone. But I don´t, so I can´t be satisfied.

 

[blackout]

Your Sordid Sex Life?

Don't even ask.

 

[te_lanus]

Your Sordid Sex Life?

Can one eat that on toast?:slap: Don't have one

 

[Scarlett Wampus]

Satisfied - a work in progress that'll never be complete and the blueprints keep changing.

Polyamory has brought me into the fold of
ultimate satisfaction & sexual joy
I would never have known otherwise.
gawd I feel loved and completed. and happy. so happy.

*changes blueprints*

 

[Standup Philosopher]

I'm celibate.

 

[blackout]

Satisfied - a work in progress that'll never be complete and the blueprints keep changing.



*changes blueprints*

Yeah. It's too bad the world is so judgemental
that you basically have to keep your polyamory a secret from everyone.

I don't even share the whole of it here.
Partly because it's personal,
Partly because (aparantely) people just don't get it,
and seem to feel the need to condemn & criticize it.
(instead of simply being happy for you)

That's why I said "don't even ask" up above.

 

[Scarlett Wampus]

Yeah. It's too bad the world is so judgemental
that you basically have to keep your polyamory a secret from everyone.

Well I tell you this; I'm certainly happy for you. Sounds like heaven.

 

[Bware]

Originally Posted by UltraViolet
Polyamory has brought me into the fold of
ultimate satisfaction & sexual joy
I would never have known otherwise.
gawd I feel loved and completed. and happy. so happy.

Sounds great to me! I'm extremely satisfied, but the wife and I are always looking to take things one step farther. We are very wild, lol.

 

[uu_sage]

I'm very happy and satisfied

 

[Daemon Sophic]

I've got 3 small kids. What's a sex life?

I know the feeling.
But to answer your question. Just take the age of your oldest child. Add 9 months to that. Now.....think back to your adult life prior to that time-point. ...and there ya go.

 

[MissAlice]

Without getting graphic, how would you rate your satisfaction with your sex life?

Other.

I don't have a sex life....