Your zombie apocalypse plan?

[Trailblazer]

But wealth is a sign that he's intelligent,
educated, moral, kind, & sweet smelling.

If he has money fine, but if he doesn't, I have enough for both of us.
Money might be a sign that he is intelligent and educated but it doesn't mean he is moral or kind.
It would be nice if he was all of that but moral and kind is the most important to me.

 

[Revoltingest]

If he has money fine, but if he doesn't, I have enough for both of us.
Money might be a sign that he is intelligent and educated but it doesn't mean he is moral or kind.

Hmmm...I think you're right.

 

[Brickjectivity]

Luckily, my property is bordered by a forested stream that drains into the nearby Androscoggin River. Food and water won't be a problem (I have water filtration devices and could build solar stills, though I will be wary about eating fish from the Androscoggin). I have emergency supplies including food and water in my basement anyway. Weapons won't be a problem. We have a rifle, swords (more than half are functional steels), martial arts weapons, crossbows, and recurve bows as well as defensive weapons like pepper spray and tasers in our go-bags.

My property is forested and littered with big boulders. That would helpful. We get plenty of wild animals and wild edible plants.

That is very impressive, however I recommend that you get some spears. I will be doing the same. You can push the zombies back with the butt end or put one spear through several at a time. The more the spears the better.

 

[Heyo]

That is very impressive, however I recommend that you get some spears. I will be doing the same. You can push the zombies back with the butt end or put one spear through several at a time. The more the spears the better.

A spear isn't bad, keep your distance and that. But, depending on the type of zombie, a little prick might not stop them. May I suggest some kind of pole arm, a war scythe, a glaive or similar?

 

[Brickjectivity]

A spear isn't bad, keep your distance and that. But, depending on the type of zombie, a little prick might not stop them. May I suggest some kind of pole arm, a war scythe, a glaive or similar?

I really do like that idea. I would still want to have lots of cheap spears to pin groups of them together. If you pin two together that have different walking speeds you force them to go in circles. They never show that in the films, because the films are very unrealistic. Meanwhile the glaive is good for stumping them one at a time and causing them to have different speeds.

 

[syo]

What weapons will you bring with you

A sarisa. Stubbing by far away.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

That is very impressive, however I recommend that you get some spears. I will be doing the same. You can push the zombies back with the butt end or put one spear through several at a time. The more the spears the better.

I do have a naginata. I also have many blades without handles (I've always liked knives!) that could easily be converted to spears.

 

[Guitar's Cry]

The house I used to live in was on the river, so whenever the power went out, which happened a lot, we had a ready supply of water. We also had only a wood stove for heat, so as long as we had wood we had heat. That house is now a rental, and the house I live in alone now is in a forested setting with wild animals abounding. However, I have no emergency supplies or weapons like you do, although I probably have enough canned food supplies to last a long time.

We also have a wood stove.

 

[We Never Know]

You wake up, it's in the early morning and you hear some movement outside your house. Then you hear groaning, a lot of it, coming down the street. You look out the window. There's someone in your yard! They are walking aimlessly like a drunken idiot, but with a limp. At a closer look at their silhouette you see their clothes are torn and they can't seem to stand up straight.

Beyond the yard you see a bunch of people like this limping down the streets, some are unable to stand and are just crawling across the road.

You hear a scream, see someone running, a bunch of these ill-looking people chasing after them. They catch the person and... they start eating them alive, chewing off their flesh with their bare teeth like wild animals.


What's your plan? Where do you go? What do you do? What weapons will you bring with you or try to find along your way? What's your safehouse gonna be like? What's your endgame? Whatever else you can think of mentioning...


Something I thought about and I wonder if it's nearly flawless - if you are able to find a remote area, and are able to dig a deep and wide trench encircling it, then you got yourself a zombie trap. They're not coming up from there, much more reliable than a fence. You get enough bodies in there, you clean them out so it doesn't pile up and stink. As far as rain goes, I can't see it raining enough to flooding it entirely before it evaporates, especially if you're in a forest surrounded by trees. But even if it does I'm sure there are some ways to drain it, even if you have to resort to a bucket. Shouldn't be that difficult to maintain.

Shoot em in them head, eat whats left, dominate the world

 

[Shaul]

Piece of cake. I was in the Marine Corps and taught in Middle Schools. It would be just like work used to be. Except for fewer meetings.

 

[JDMS]

I plan to become a zombie as soon as possible!! I'd like to get in with the main crowd and get my revenge. Being a mindless, violent monster is a great opportunity to do so.