Zionist Sharks Attack Innocent Tourists?

[croak]

Israel has dismissed Egyptian claims that a series of shark attacks in the Red Sea could have been the result of a plot carried out by its foreign intelligence agency, Mossad.

The reports - apparently quoting the South Sinai governor - have been picked up by the Israeli media.

An elderly woman was killed by a shark in the Egyptian resort of Sharm el-Sheikh on Sunday.

Several other swimmers have been mauled in the past week.

Conspiracy theories are always popular in the Middle East, with unlikely suggestions often made that troubles in Arab countries could be caused by Mossad agents.

Rumours had circulated in Egypt that there could be an Israeli connection to this unusual spate of Red Sea shark attacks.

However, it was comments attributed to the South Sinai governor, Mohamed Abdul Fadil Shousha, carried on an official Egyptian news site that drew attention.

"What is being said about the Mossad throwing the deadly shark [in the sea] to hit tourism in Egypt is not out of the question, but it needs time to confirm," he is reported to have said.

The Jerusalem Post picked up on the story - quoting Israeli officials who rejected the notion as "ludicrous".

Israeli foreign ministry spokesman Igal Palmor then told the BBC: "The man must have seen Jaws one time too many, and confuses fact and fiction."

It has also been pointed out that visitors to Israel as well as Egypt might be alarmed by the shark attacks.

Israel has its own holiday resorts on the Red Sea coast, and Sharm el-Sheikh is popular

BBC News - Shark attacks not linked to Mossad says Israel

For once, I agree with Israel.

And I just had to put "Zionist" in the title. Admit it, you were curious.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Too much sun makes people crazy.

 

[Nepenthe]

Hmmmm. Steven Spielberg is Jewish and he directed Munich, a film about a former Mossad agent hunting down several Black September members. And he also made Jaws...

The conspiracy theory practically writes itself!

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Hmmmm. Steven Spielberg is Jewish and he directed Munich, a film about a former Mossad agent hunting down several Black September members. And he also made Jaws...

The conspiracy theory practically writes itself!

Also, upon careful examination, I've discovered that "jaws" becomes "jews" by changing just one letter!

Anyone who thinks this is merely coincidence, is probably also blind to the power of the number 23.

 

[monta]

Did someone say something about a snark attack?

 

[croak]

Did someone say something about a snark attack?

That is not a shark. That is an alien... thing. Get it away! :sad4:

 

[Nepenthe]

Also, upon careful examination, I've discovered that "jaws" becomes "jews" by changing just one letter!

Anyone who thinks this is merely coincidence, is probably also blind to the power of the number 23.

...and jaws and Jews have four letters just like the tetragrammaton. This shark conspiracy goes waaaay back.

 

[Sajdah]

Haven't you read the amazing statement of the ministry of environment , croak?!
القبض على سمكة قرش افترست 4 سياح فى شرم الشيخ (In Arabic)
They declared that they "arrested" the shark which is believed to have carried out the attacks on a group of Russian tourists.........Those officials are embarrassing us internationally!

 

[Phasmid]

I was epecting to see the word, "Onion" somewhere... the fact that I didn't disturbes me.

 

[.lava]

Hmmmm. Steven Spielberg is Jewish and he directed Munich, a film about a former Mossad agent hunting down several Black September members. And he also made Jaws...

The conspiracy theory practically writes itself!

OK, Mr.Leak .. but why, why Russians?

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[angellous_evangellous]

Angellous wuz here

 

[Nepenthe]

OK, Mr.Leak .. but why, why Russians?

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[croak]

Haven't you read the amazing statement of the ministry of environment , croak?!
القبض على سمكة قرش افترست 4 سياØ* فى شرم الشيخ (In Arabic)
They declared that they "arrested" the shark which is believed to have carried out the attacks on a group of Russian tourists.........Those officials are embarrassing us internationally!

I hope they give him a fair trial.

In all fairness, we have our nutcases as well. Don't feel left out. Our minister of the environment isn't much better.

 

[Sahar]

Israel has dismissed Egyptian claims that a series of shark attacks in the Red Sea could have been the result of a plot carried out by its foreign intelligence agency, Mossad.

 

[croak]

Israel has dismissed Egyptian claims that a series of shark attacks in the Red Sea could have been the result of a plot carried out by its foreign intelligence agency, Mossad.

You can't believe that! It's just like the Zionists to throw out completely plausible and likely explanations.

Have they found the mind-control chip in that shark they caught?

 

[.lava]

awesome

where's this from? a movie?

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[.lava]

and now if shark also makes a statement this story would be complete

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[Nepenthe]

awesome

where's this from? a movie?

.

It's from the film Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus.
It's a terrible yet entertaining film.