LOL! I guess no UU for you then.
No lotus-feet worship with ghee lamps for me
How about not worshipping any icons (as the way I've been taught is, if you don't need, don't use) and considering Bahaullah to be a manifestation of Krishna's universal energy, bringing everyone back into Vaidka Dharma as the time was right?
No worries about the meat-eating thing. I don't view things with ideas of sin or anything personally. I've cut down drastically on a lot of meats, using vegetarian alternatives, but I've not completely cut it out. I'd like to do so, though. Problem is I was raised with it so it's gonna take some getting used to.
And LOL, I bet he gets some really confused looks. But, holding multiple religious identities is quite common in a lot of the world. From Buddhist and Taoist in China to Buddhist and Shinto in Japan, to Buddhist and Hindu in Nepal, to Christian and local pagan religions to elsewhere (Santeria is one of these syncretic movements), so no worries.