My friend, you are not alone in that, at all!! I've wanted to make English more phonetic, as well.
However, making English phonetic, is damn-near impossible. The reason is that we have waaaaay too many words from foreign languages, too many accents (ever heard someone from Somerset or somewhere ?
), etc, in English. English prior to the Battle of Hastings WAS phonetic, and it's so funny that the English were once praised because of their phonetic language.
To make English more phonetic, we'd need to undo the great-vowel shift; it we read through hymns, we can often see things that do not rhyme in modern English, for example, "Lord" and "word" - don't rhyme in modern English, but at one time I guess they did in Middle English. Once, "make" was pronounced as "mah-kuh", instead of "meyk", "knight", was pronounced as "k-nischt", etc. The large number of French loanwords, as well... and some words were made to show false-etymologies. For example, "debt", used to be spelled as "dette", but the English started adding a b in because of Latin "debitum", and isle used to be pronounced as "ile" (I think that's the spelling).
Anyway!
Perfect grammar? That'd be tricky! If you simplify it too much, it's freaky-deaky, but I suppose to those who grow up with it, it isn't. It's because it's a change from what we are used to.
How many languages do I know? Hm.. that's a toughie. I suppose I only know English perfectly, but I'm more-or-less fluent in British Sign Language, I understand a tiny bit of American Sign Language...
I know some Japanese, Interlingua (which is basically, a mix of all the major Romance languages
), Swedish, Esperanto, but I know (or knew!) a tiny bit of various languages, Korean, Chinese, Thai, Arabic, Hebrew, Turkish, Welsh.. (though I haven't used them for a long time!) - these normally included things like "Hi! How are you?" and things like that
I'm awful at "studying" languages, I "use" them or nothing. If I don't have people to practice with, I don't tend to learn them. - I've not used anything but English, British Sign, Esperanto and Interlingua recently, though - since before my hearing loss set in, so that's... almost 2 years? I don't think I really should say I can speak any of those - someone might test me!
I have a short attention span, though, which is I'm not fluent in any. Coupled with a certain degree of deafness, languages are not as easy as they once were.