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You're phone is lying to you It's a lovely sunny day but a bit cool (not as cold as yesterday) I don't have a fire btw, all the fireplaces are closed up there is one behind the wall of almost every room in the house but they are impractical. I have radiators but I hate the way they deaden the air, the forecast is for -10c which is about 27f if that happens I will turn the heating on.

Dear god we're talking about the weather, quick say something nerdy!

The only people I know that I worked with I was their boss which was weird, I guess it will be nice to be able to go to and from work together, it must be pigging boring on your own, even with the iphony lie machine.

Olivia has bronchilitis again Helena is in denial but it is likely asthma, poor lamb, this will impact her impending operatic career!

There was editing did I get deleted again! I was ignoring the ********, but if I got deleted they are in for the world of spam.

I could give a **** about the dirs when they aren't visable to the rest of the forum, but they are completely retarded. They seem to serve 2 purposes, to give people who can't support their own views a place to whine and to give people who can dish it out but can't take it a chance to make snide remarks about people who are prevented from replying. The 'conservative' forum in it's short revival has managed to jam pack all of these qualities in a few tiny posts. :149: Plus I was in a supper grumpy mood yesterday because I was cold. B)

How weird is that? Or could be fun, is she in the same office. Reminds me of one of the kids Helena used to look after before who thought work was one place everyone went to, he was desperate to go to the party :biglaugh: So you're a couple of bankers now http://guildwars.incgamers.com/forums/images/smilies/large/smiley_smug.gif

I've got my wires crossed I thought she went back this week.

Where you see sarcasm? :confused: Are you in denial about your snarkiness? http://a1.twimg.com/profile_images/1094129425/cynical_mini.jpg

How was day off day anyway, did the Mrs get the day off too, I assume she did!

You should take pics of yourself licking everyone who isn't there's keyboards and then send them to them their xmas cards ;) If they try and fire you tell them you got the stress off of your boss harassing you, you know (sexually) and sue them. :yes: that's how I can afford not to work you know, true story!

I'm very proud of that turkey, he was ordinary but I fixed him and then he got angry :)

I did read it, it was full of delightfully undiplomatic snark, LOVED IT!!!!! http://zu.igg.com/themes/images/emoticon/2/admiration.gif

Happy Thanksgiving!

Now I know why you don't eat meat :eek:
Anywho!

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I can't resist you can watch it later, and then imagine what it was like as a small child being 'treated' to such visual candies :149:

YouTube - Satiemania (Zagreb Film-Zdenko Gasparovic, 1978)

Sometimes I think David lynch is taking the **** out of people when he does these things. Although the Alphabet one is like something they used to show on TV here round xmas time, usually some delicious treat from the Zagreb Films :biglaugh:

I'm not surprised your mind went in that direction, Stainboy sounds like a character from zit.

I thought an unporno cake was funnier

Tim Burton's Cadavre Exquis I can't wait for the film to come out

5 day weekend lazy ********!!! DO NO WORK!

Is it day off day tomorrow? Where is everyone.....there not coming here to get their money back are they, tell them it's too late we already spent it on pornos and novelty cakes!

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I have no idea what you just said

Is Painted wolf Stephen Fry to Outhouses Paris Hilton by any chance? :biglaugh:

But Olivia is never boring!

Conspiracists just make me make this face and walk away.

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Is it my imagination or are there an awful lot more idiots here than usual? I did saturnalia shopping today I may just be vexed. **** you Melissa and Doug :mad:

I kind of hate Nancy Drew, someone needs to slap that goody goody know it all *****.

holohoax was the word, genius, how do they come up with these things I just read your 911 post btw, some people are so ******* retarded it makes my eyes hurt. I have done zero research but along with the prolonged exposure to the numerous toxins in our environment, (despite the fact some of your countrymen and women seem to think new york is made out of candy canes and liqourice sticks) I suspect stress might be a contributory factor, it's gulf war syndrome all over again, isn't it.

I did murder those poor defenseless little sea monkeys, but they were soooooooo boooooooring and did none of the tricks they were supposed to, I think I was a terrible trainer. :sad: