Nepenthe

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  monta

• Mar 26, 2010

You mean you would consider eating something other than miso soup, I find that hard to digest :biglaugh: (comedy fecking gold)

Olivia has a bike I had to put it together, and now I am freaking out in case she falls off, or I did it wrong.

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

I think she probably suspects already

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

OMG that is a fantastic idea, where will I put it, general discussion or member announcements? why isn't there a smiley for thinking, you will have to imagine something :thinking:

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  enchanted_one1975

• Mar 25, 2010

That would be Chuck Norris

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

Slacker! DO NOT MOCK ME I WILL DESTROY YOU!!!!!1
http://repairstemcell.files.wordpress.com/2009/02/angry-monkey-7399791.jpg

The kettle and the peeing seem to be the only points of interest on the forum this weather, I may have to introduce a mash potato thread to really make things kick off. Or pancakes, people get venomous about pancakes :D

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

I was a twinky/banana asian true story this, which doesn't cast old monta in the most auspicious light brains wise, my best friend at school was chinese, and I didn't know! I was 7. Helena has a better story because her best friend in nursery had down syndrome and she didn't know :biglaugh: My chinese friends name was Olivia and she once made me laugh so much I peed my pants.

I think our pattern recognition programing might be a bit off :sad:

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

Crow me! :mad:

Ok that billboard is officially genius now


http://forum.bodybuilding.com/attachment.php?attachmentid=330188&d=1157127074


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  .lava

• Mar 25, 2010

why are not you on my freinds list? i thought you were

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

YouTube - Crows Stealing iPods

Crows, yep, talking bout crows

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  monta

• Mar 25, 2010

http://images.huffingtonpost.com/gadgets/slideshows/5560/slide_5560_75649_large.jpg?1269494964865

:confused:

we don't really have a huge number of billboards, and none of the weird ones

http://www.oddee.com/_media/imgs/articles/a276_a3.jpg

this was banned here :)

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  Circle_One

• Mar 25, 2010

Absolutely grab Breathers! I'd send you my copy, but I'm far too attached to it and plan to read it again this summer in one sitting, rather than having to read it between study sessions like I had to do this time.

Why don't I believe that you have no apps?

And where's my damn message??

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

Why you! :149: take your euphemisms and shove them up your arse I have been warned about arse being a deliberate attempt to bypass the censorship programming btw.

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

http://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/129070589454709488.jpghttp://thisisphotobomb.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/curious.jpg

These were my favourites :D

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

Sea otters will one day rule this planet, for we are powerless against their cuteness, it is almost impossible to see one in real life without going all ''dahw'' and clasping your hands together like a dippy schoolgirl

I googled the photobombing and got a variety of confusing pictures like this

http://www.photobombing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/too_drunk1.jpghttp://www.photobombing.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/trippy.jpg

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

what is photobombing?

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

Seals are not cuter than sea otters, nothing is!
http://www.deepseawaters.com/image/seaotters.jpg

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  Kilgore Trout

• Mar 24, 2010

I went with candynips over sugartits when I met my wife, but I think both were pretty money back then.

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

I know that is pretty weak, I'm just not feeling in the right frame of mind to spam :sad:

http://i233.photobucket.com/albums/ee157/jsmith52/****yeah.gif

Nope , no use, my heart just isn't in it, not even this is doing anything for me.
http://www.markburrier.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/water_man_smaller.gif

or this

http://sarahlincoln.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/04/9e504e128207d0fdbeacc5172babe4e1aa5ccfdf_m.gif

not even this!

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  monta

• Mar 24, 2010

I don't feel I was suffieciently insulting or weirding to you yesterday, because I was too sleepy. Here is a picture that represents you and rats in the future
http://bbsimg.ngfiles.com/14/10432000/ngbbs45171b83246d3.gif

Rats is wearing the green Hat

http://lh5.ggpht.com/_lYRsmamg_bk/SfldOPkj1lI/AAAAAAAAjRc/P8b_M1OCj_I/trex_roar_v03.gif
This is a pic I think you should use as your signature, especially when you are answering evolution threads, how annoying would that be :biglaugh:I have vowed not to rest until everyone on the forum is as annoying as me! Almost done.

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  monta

• Mar 23, 2010

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_jWNhyMUpjSE/Shm2Zg9wBsI/AAAAAAAADo0/fKGoKCpLFuc/s400/burns+raccoon.jpg

me tired soz