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  • I'm stealing the concept of slowly fading away man btw and there is NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT mwah haw haw haw and then with the coughing and the spluttering :(
    The course cream crackered me yesterday because I have germs. :mad: I hate germs. I blame being in a room with bunches of people who are part lizard and have to have the heat cranked up to inhuman levels :mad: I'm a bit ranty there about a minor cold aren't I?

    Is the no1 son psyched for the xmas miracle or are you raising him secular to save money on presents :p
    Tron and True Grit in the same week, I'm surprised you aren't in a perpetual nerdgasm of blissed out joy!

    'sup?
    I'm too tired to insult you. :sad:

    Misfits is on dvd for sale on the amazon, series 1 had it's moments but series 2 is hilarious imo. It rips off everything from smallville to true blood (and apparently heroes but I never saw that so I couldn't say) but does it in a cheeky way. You might have to draw on your deep understanding of british culture to properly get it and I suspect your girlfriend may have the evil , soz about that (she also has some pretty raunchy scenes that are aclothed which might sully your image of her as some kind of ethereal goddess)
    You are so close that if you were any closer you would be as far away as you could possibly get :yes:

    I feel like you would get more out of the misfits than me, I suspect there are all sorts of comic book geek pop culture references that are going over my head.
    Your tale with the treacle filling could be no more vomit inducing than my story of bear vats, so fire away!

    I've googled and it seems like it is Tim Hortons vs Dunkin Doughnuts all over again, in Canada and Ireland build a bear is called the Teddy Bear Factory.

    I keep getting a malware notification for rf do you know anything about a site called pop sucker . net?
    I was hanging out with Oliwia indoctrinating her into the ways of the consumer clan. She almost kicked down the door of 'Teddy Bear Factoy' , rushed in, stood in the middle of the floor with her two arms outstretched and with her head flung back shawshank style, released an ecstatic and loud yop of TEDDIES from her tiny frame which caused a momentary silence and then a ripple of self conscious laughter from the other shoppers. She then dived into a vat of teddy pelts face first, when I hauled her, screaming NO NO NO, out by her feet she 4 unmade Teddybears in a deathly love grip under her armpits, she looked up and saw a dog, let the teddy bears drop to the floor and ran towards the dog barking, with one nanna an opera singer and the other a rada drop out we need to expect these kinds of things, I guess :eek: Her new word is 'amazing' or 'amaying' in Oliwia speak, and everything is it, and everything christmas related is santa, i.e. lights, trees, presents and so on.
    I do like them all and that one is hilarious, but my absolute favourite is fliff night, I've been trying to narrow down my favourite lines and can't do it, but I have forced myself not to replicate the whole script in your vms, so this is my short list.

    ‘I was perfect I was important and funny and helpful and seemingly rich and I had the body of a heavy lifter.............................‘God the world got mean really fast, Death was hanging out, his buddies were there, hippies started pouring in, the girls were gone and I was no one to everyone, I looked down and I had the body of a heavy reader’

    ‘I blacked out for a bit, woke up in a bar watching a pair of striptease falcons, hating sex, hating booze blacked out again, woke up in a car that was Tokyo drifting everywhere’


    How is this man not your poet laureate???
    More xmassie stuff woohoo


    YouTube - Professor Brothers Prisoner Christmas

    ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh oooooh
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