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Hahahahahahahahahahaha jokes about the eulogy threads of dead members are hilarious, you make sure you keep that up creepy guy :clap:

(snark week day 2 )

I'm alright. I'm actually in class right now And you're lying. I want story!

Is RATS excited for xmas?

Oh your very very very very creepy!!!!

Believe me if they went to the trouble of making a dir they care if you post your respectful(annoying) questions :biglaugh:

And what is this story Monta is talking about? I want to read too!

Howdy Cowboy! Long time no see. How've you been? How are the younglings?

It's not a crap story :149: it's just too creepy for the publishers of creepy things, that's a pretty cool accomplishment

I had to 2 part the vm

Seagulls are on my list of animals I hate/am scared of. They are the natural enemy of the crow you know true fact! (It should be fairly evident that I am waging a one woman war against bits of nature and have my allies and my foes)

I look forward to your thoughts when you have a chance.

Joe Hill, huh, never heard of the dude outside a johnny cash song, now I'm mad because he took a name that was already famous he made a good call with the massive amounts of facial hair though, the less of his face is visible the better. I liked stephen king when I was a kid, he is pretty much a kids writer, his wife is dismal. I suppose I shouldn't just assume their son can't write, but sometimes random irrational opinions are fun.

Speaking of which I'm going to check out your dir troll, they are the best threads to troll the rules bring a higher degree of difficulty and a greater satisfaction :jiggy:

You had 2 different titles on it when you sent it I think, the document was the silver locket fish the story was silver key. :shrug:

No one is going to read stephen king junior :no:

The cat was the runt of a litter of runts it's mother tried to suffocate her when she was born. She falls over alot and I thought her lung had collapsed when I came home this evening but the vet said it is full of puss http://www.halvsie.com/forums/public/style_emoticons/default/yuk.gif unless she is much better tomorrow she is for the chop. Fran doesn't know she has taken a turn for the worse.

You saw some seagulls and I assume they were around the river. There were loads of seagulls and they are up as far as my house. They only do that in extreme weather. http://www.rpgcodex.net/phpBB/images/smiles/haughty.png

Perhaps you should write 'and then they all went out and had sex with a hot vampire/zombie' at the end of every short story, it mightn't make sense but I think it's the kind of thing that sells. Did you title the story Thomas the Cognescente's Caliginous Charms, because if you did I haven't read it at least since it was called the silver key.

RF is ****INGG BOOORING AS ****INGG HELL! I make no apology for the profanity. I might have had something to do with one of those thread deletions http://i305.photobucket.com/albums/nn226/skinsgaloreandmore/sgm2/giggle2.gif but in my defense it was boring here yesterday too.

I think I'm going to have to have my sisters cat put down tomorrow :sad: I am dreading telling her, I don't know if I should do it before or after the fact. :eek:

Stephen king is old and will die soon, I hope that is of some comfort to you :hug:

I think it's going to snow again, the city is full of seagulls!

Sounds interesting what was the story?

While I am sympathetic, I find the fact that you are too weird for the weirdos a little funny and have the urge to mock you but am exercising restraint. Did you ever think about whoring yourself out and keeping them in mind as you write, or is that an evil and inartistic thought?

Awww! is that your birth mother

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I fixed what was wrong :woohoo: let the spamming begi...continue but with annoying pictures :D

I think the cat killed the dvd she used to sleep on it because it got very hot. I should probably get a new one, I'm one step away from taping all the remotes together getting a lazyboy.

Don't mock the walking people, it's not pc also it's mean also it was £'s back then, also I believe you were given away free with a bottle of vodka

Your face is a 14 year old boy :149:

I'm sorry that dvd player cost my €18 and it only lasted 4 years :sad4: I'm still quite emotional about it's loss, so I might have struck out at you

My dvd player is broken and I'm a lazy lazy person so it's the computer, why, what are you trying to say

:biglaugh: guys don't have feelings you fecking woman

Why are you trying to keep Joe all to yourself? Why ???

I kind of like him, and I think he knows he's cool.

Did I make a noirish tale I have no idea what genre it is, I am very dense about such things.

I look forward to hearing your ugly noir story (hint, hint) I think I'm going to make that last one a bit more vicious in the middle, and a bit tidier at the end. This is why I wish I hadn't impulsively sent it (well as impulsive as I'm wont to get) it needs sanding down, I would still have sent it eventually.......probably

I have done something to my computer that has rendered me incapable of spamming rf with pictures what is to become of us all

I only recently noticed that Joe R Lansdale puts short stories on his website for reading :O I never even thought of looking for a website, this is another thing I am dense about.

I think this should be the emblem of snark week, it's looks like a snake shark hybrid and it's japenese so you know it's cool :yes:

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I think you will enjoy the misfits when you finally get it. It's like Xmen crossed with Skins. It's not exceptionally smart but it's fun to watch.

I have the nausea regarding the missive. I got very lazy about fixing the glaring feck ups and just didn't bother. I think I sent it in haste