Nepenthe

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Ford Cortina ftw :)

In Cork the phenomena of bushing is more popular, not limited to sexual activity , just anything that requires obfuscation , such as huffing, drinking and sharpening a scaggie

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Whatever!

I am sure there must be a cultural equivalent in the states, you are probably just too sheltered to know about it, you should ask your mam :p

I am so glad you asked, but I shocked to wiki that it is a uk/irish phenomena Dogging Craze Has Brits in Heat
Do you think your boss was trying to tell you something when she gave you that phone

It is a childs phone, I was too cheap to buy a proper one. I am thinking of an iphone, but I ******* despise the ***** at apple

Aren't blackberries the number 1 phone of choice for doggers btw

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This is my dumbass phone. It is very girly isn't it. It also doesn't ******* work worth a damn.

It is a picture of a Merkin, you can lul later, I have ruined the punchline though some pictures you can see and some you can't. What is the penalty for circumventing the security protocols anywho?

Yes you did but it was over a week ago, don't worry about it, it's a girl thing :yes:

BTW I like colin farrell he's pretty, what have you got against him ?

I leave you to make your own bush joke :p

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My poor brother Steve, is working in Kilkenny, he can't understand why everyone hates Cork people so much and mocks him, I tried to explain it is because Cork people love cork with such a weird and random passion, that not to mock us would be unIrish.

Clannad and incense just go hand in hand, I imagine you do have a vile of smelling salts somewhere, you probably call it aroma oil or some such full on muppetry

Clannad socks and sandles, patcholi joss sticks, beard and headband, ugh the picture this evokes is so horrifying, I just threw up a little bit.

First thing is you must have an Irish accent, racist but true. Secondly you must hate the following.

1. sucessful people.
2. the English
3. Irish People
4. the English some more
5. Americans of Irish descent
6. Gob****es

If someone is deemed acceptable to the Irish however the Irish may claim them as their own, it is called the Day lewis phenomena also known as the Mcgrath effect, and is very common.

I don't get what is so difficult to understand. I am Irish as per articles 2&3 of the Irish constitution, just because I could play international football for 4 countries doesn't dimish my Irishness, I couldn't actively claim to be Corkonian, which is very very sad, but at least I am lucky enough to live here

And yes I am quite prepared to pretend to like this song to win, hums and sways gently with eyes closed thinking of green fields 'n' stuff.

Apart from being a Loxian there really isn't much more wrong with Enya YouTube - Clannad feat. Enya : The Green Fields Of Gaothdobhair

As for Riverdance, First and foremost Flatly is an American, with hair plugs and plastic surgery, secondly it isn't ''Irish'' dancing it is tap dancing.Thirdly George W. Bush, face it you guys don't get to win any battles for a very long time

Night.

Cool ranch doritos, I hope.

yeah I counted I do have 45, sigh. Monty is such a spamwhore , he should be very ashamed, maybe I should ditch the cute lep and get a Tom Finland pic :biglaugh:

Now that I know I have 45 , I wonder will I be able to break through the number 9 barrier and make it 46 ?

Even if it wasn't lame, (which it was) I couldn't admit it, that is how you lose a slagging match, you start of by insulting someone mildly they counter and escalate and so on and so on, until someone gets offended, this person is 'The Loser' MB should make a game of it, they could call it 'Repression' see it's stuff like this that made freud give up on us :sad:

I can't possibly have 40 posts, maybe 10 at the most, do reps count as posts, maybe I am a little slutty with my reps, it is a bad habbit , I got into here

That isn't really slagging though, that is just the ''your momma is so fat'' introductory level slagging, if I did real slagging I would get banned like the deplorable little troll that I am .

The other forum, is kind like a room full of mean drunks. I am waiting patiently for the 'real' conversations to start, I don't get how I have over 40 posts already

Stop tormenting me!!

:hug: my dad always told the boys, 'never get in a fight with a girl, even if you win you lose' I am beligerent today, is it obvious, I think I might pick a fight with a troll. :fight:

You can't explain slagging to non Irish people, it is very sad, because it is a huge amount of fun. :sad:

Yep sometimes being a dude puts you at a disadvantage, I can be mean as I like to you and it is 'cute' but if you are mean back , well that's just bullying, isn't it. I feel sorry for you, I really do. If you think about it , my mocking you when you are at the social disadvantage of not being able to retaliate is kind of like bullying.

Do you need a hug, will I start a thread asking people to hug you ?