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Meh Northam over it, :watchinghappytexaswhiletyping:, just what the world needs another book based on the hotel business, problem with hotel stories is they are too dull for fiction, I think If I did write a book it would be called, ' Nobody wins a battle of wits with a moron' or 'the customer is always there' My favourite ones re leaving stacks on the floor etc are the customers who loudly pronounce that doing **** like that creates jobs :banghead3:

Re your book, are you sure someone hasn't stolen your thoughts and tried to make it into a vehicle for Pamandersons flagging career? In my mind Waterstones and Barney is noble or whatever is just like this :yes:
YouTube - Stacked Intro Pamela Anderson

I never got the appeal of Lichenstein, but not big with the pop art.

Kudos on upping your game, now for the second and most cunning plan of attack, refuse to take time off, that way when your swine flu lingers they won't question you taking the extra time off. If you hear of a hotel receptionist going nutso and killing someone in Ireland it is probably me, I am already working on my defense, or is it defence, stupid french mixed with tiredness I don't know which one is right, I am going to claim to be suffering from that thing that al pacino had in insomnia that made him bananas with the real and the fantasy merging into one.

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Neat!

loove your avatar! Super cool!

That is a creepy ******* kitty, bleuh! I would smash it I would, between that and your ginger icon, I am very creeped out, are they for halloween?

Maybe if you pretend to have the swine flu you can go home for a couple of days, try coughing and sneezing instead of rubbing your eyes.

The or the is only for when you are joking

I am going to hazzard a guess and say that with her work in the classics and serious drama you know her from 'How to lose friends and Alienated People'

Exactly Little Britian is an example of how the British are becoming more like the Americans.

Mnemonics are now and have always been my friend, billy eats apple under table if funny uncle laughs, big elephants can always upset smaller elephants, I still use those to this day :blushing: Wonderman is just like spiderman, stan lee should sue.

YouTube - IT Crowd: Never Ever Type Google Into Google

YouTube - IT Crowd: truest moment ever!

You should study up on your britland slang , YouTube - Vicky Pollard on school visit

I don't think you have an equivalent of swot, or is it achiever?

OMG how upsetting for you, that blind dude should be ashamed of himself putting you through all that mental anguish, you should sue his estate! The train is pretty cool, and you see the best graffiti, My job doesn't do paid sick leave, you can apply to the government for it but you would have to take more unpaid time off to do it and get a doctors note which will most likely cost as much as you get, socialism isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Great plan, blame the virus, I wonder how long I keep milking that? You trudged through sill work anyway, and only killed some idiot who shouldn't be in the way in the first place, I say good job.

lol my entertainment factor was negligible today but then I fell asleep fully clothed and sitting up , just woke up dazed and confused .

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I got that covered

or if your feeling whimsical

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Take a nap or something, I have no funny today, I think I left it on the train :yes:

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Why have you forsaken me ? :sad:

where is that one persons head, I don't remember that being in the original

Is that the blood of Christ on everyone or are they wearing ribbons.You are a much better artist than I imagined, I can see why you would spend the night working on that, It is only a pity there isn't a chapel ceiling left to paint it on, maybe a burger king in the bible belt?

I can picture it now, http://www.srichinmoycentre.org/files/Members/jogyata/articles/articles_images/child_colouring.jpg

re work, :shrug:I need the spons, what can you do ? Night night, don't let the bed bugs bite, and try not to die in your sleep.

I am glad you mentioned the rep thing before I said something horrifying I has to work, 9 day stint to make up for taking sick days ,**** the man

No, stupid, when we were in school, they taught us to throw the package in the back of the moose's sleigh, and hope it makes it where it's going

You shall be receiving a package in the next few weeks, or whatever. As soon as I figure out how to ship it

YAY!!