Yo sucka, that was a really, really drunk night last night. We only spoke peripherally about socks, but I hope I was able to convince you of the true way. The universe = Meow's socks. If I'm lying, may lightning strike... uh... 9_10ths Penguin.
BTW, thanks for having this discussion with me. I didn't know elemental table socks existed until I googled "science socks" to answer your point. Awesome. I'm so getting some.