Songbird

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  blackout

• Mar 30, 2012

I'm sorry I didn't text you back darlin'.

Hope so much that you're doing well,
and everything's working itself out for you
the VERY best way possible.

*huggzzz*

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  doppelganger

• Mar 28, 2012

Both methods . . . are acceptable ... you heretic!

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  dyanaprajna2011

• Mar 27, 2012

I'm doing pretty good. I'll be moving back with the ex and kids this weekend, so I'm trying to get prepared for that.

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  dyanaprajna2011

• Mar 27, 2012

On Sabbatical? NNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!

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  doppelganger

• Mar 27, 2012

Nope. You look devious. Bent on world domination in a fiendish plot hatched from your skull shaped house in the suburbs, which, by the way, violates the HOA covenants. But that's just what I'd expect from a blaggard like you.

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  doppelganger

• Mar 27, 2012

That's funny . . . you sure don't look innocent.

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  doppelganger

• Mar 27, 2012

Hello there, stirrer up of troubley thingies . . .

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  beenie

• Mar 26, 2012

I'm always looking at you, my lovely Bird!

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  Sunstone

• Mar 26, 2012

*Faints* *Recovers* *Faints again* Damn monitor fogs up at the weirdest moments.

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  Sunstone

• Mar 26, 2012

Damn! Now I'm excited. And not a donkey in sight!

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  Sunstone

• Mar 26, 2012

*GASP* You mean, you didn't wait for me and my traveling circus of midget donkeys to lose your virginity? How it saddens me that you didn't, for I had wished the very best for you!

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  Sunstone

• Mar 26, 2012

I believe deeply in your vapidity. It is a constant source of inspiration to me.

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  Sunstone

• Mar 24, 2012

Anyone who thinks I lack courage, should realize I eat my own cooking. Also, anyone who thinks I have brains, should realize I eat my own cooking.

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  Sunstone

• Mar 24, 2012

Can I borrow a cup of sugar? I'm baking a dish of deep-fried macaroni and cheese, and I think it might taste better if it were sweeter.

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  Quagmire

• Mar 21, 2012

"Birdy!!! Yur all Green!!

Wait, does this mean....

Are you a Zombird now????? !!!"

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  Meow Mix

• Mar 20, 2012

Hi hi hi! How's birdy? I never talk to you lately.

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  blackout

• Mar 18, 2012

*Shiny things twinkle and dance in UV's eyes*

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  Madhuri

• Mar 17, 2012

Thank you so much!!

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  dyanaprajna2011

• Mar 17, 2012

Yeah, I'm pretty decent at the moment, but my ex-wife woke up this morning in one of her moods, so now I'm stuck trying to figure out what her problem is.

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  Quagmire

• Mar 14, 2012

Ya cain't out-second me, kid. They don't call me the Consensus Kid round these parts fur nuthin ya know.

*blows smoke offa consensus-reachin finger*