I watched a guy on the news after 2016 explaining why the polls were so wrong. In essence, he said that when people call you with a poll, the majority of those who respond are fundamentally nice people. They won't be rude for no reason. Hard-line Trump supporters don't suffer from that...
Here's an announcement:
I don't give a %^$# about who did what on Survivor, or The Bachelor, or Crazy Glued to a Shark! Shut up!
Thank you. We now return to your original pointless programming.
....your wife has no idea what an around-the-horn double play is after having watched you and you children play baseball for the last 40 years, but she can remember the time I forgot to put a Bounce sheet in the drier back in 1997?
To be fair, if you continually roll around in dog crap, and then someone says you smell like dog crap, you probably shouldn't complain by saying "But this time, I put on deodourant!"
It isn't really necessary to lie about what Trump says. The truth is bad enough.