Staring teary-eyed and longingly at my cellphone. It's been so long since I've heard that little windchime and have that little blurb pop up on my screen that says "New text message from Sugriva". :sad4:
Smoke, based on Dallas' first post, I will tell you straight up that you are welcome to rip out my uterus and eat my babies, if you feel so inclined, OR fornicate with my babies and make them evil abominations alongside yourself.
Just so's ya know.
Wow, holy out of context, Batman. Maybe the next time you pray for something, you can ask your God for a sense of humor because:
1) If you'd read everything, rather than just taking one sentence of what I'd said, you'd realized it was CLEARLY a fricken joke.
and 2) your cute little analogy...
Just FYI... this scenario actually happened to me when Justyce was about 6. He was on the computer and my mom joked that he better not be looking up pornos. So Justyce, not knowing what my mom was talking about, went on Youtube and typed in "Poor Nose". Hahaha
Hahah, I will take pics tonight, I promise. I wanna get all dolled up for pretty pics and at the moment, I'm sitting in my room, in sweats, working on my article :D