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  1. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    It's a lot like a game of Calvin Ball, in which case I'm going to unimagine a few of your things.
  2. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    In which case I think I peed on your tires.
  3. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    Well you just considered it. If we could step this process up before you imagine me whizzing on your tires.
  4. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    Also, manly men don't care about pictures of wild women. We like to meet them.
  5. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    Which is why I'm begging you to imagine me with a bigger bladder.
  6. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    Manly men don't do selfies.
  7. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    Any man who would pose like those eunuchs is not a manly man.
  8. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    I hollered at a dog today, that's how.
  9. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    As long as you are imagining me there are a couple of upgrades that are needed.
  10. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    Of course. I'm a man and it's always about me. No George Clooney sensitive horseshat around here.
  11. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    Exactly. Where is John Wayne when you need him now the most.
  12. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    Just Al Alda.
  13. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    All those realities just seem to be a mass hallucination.
  14. sandy whitelinger

    Kids no longer drinking, fighting, stealing as much

    A generation of candy asses raised by the sissified Alan Alda generation of emasculated men.
  15. sandy whitelinger

    Your favorite countries?

    Since I seceded from the Union, the Mighty Living Kingdom of Me is my favorite country
  16. sandy whitelinger

    When Appeals to Reason Don't Work

    They must have had eggs.
  17. sandy whitelinger

    Order versus Chaos

    Ok, I'll give you the point that the ultimate end of this dimension is chaos. But in the mean time we exist because pockets of order exist. Now what our perceptions of our existence entail could just be imaginary but it's a common hallucination in the other sentient beings around me.
  18. sandy whitelinger

    Queen will not meet Trump during UK visit

    Would you want to meet the be Cheeto?
  19. sandy whitelinger

    What is wrong with believing in both science and religion?

    This is a bit of a rambling opening statement. Do you care to narrow your approach a little.
  20. sandy whitelinger

    How do you define alcoholism?

    I was pondering your dilemma over a couple of beers and I figured what the heck, it's your problem and had another beer.
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