199th person to post in this thread gets a gifted premium membership on RF!

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Waitress:
Well, there's egg and bacon,
egg sausage and bacon
Egg and spam
Egg, bacon and spam
Egg, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, bacon, sausage and spam
Spam, egg, spam, spam, bacon and spam
Spam, sausage, spam, spam, spam, bacon, spam tomato and spam
Spam, spam, spam, egg and spam
Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans, spam, spam, spam and spam.

(Choir: Spam! Spam! Spam! Spam! Lovely Spam! Lovely Spam!)

Or Lobster Thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce
served in a provencale manner with shallots and aubergines
garnished with truffle pate, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.

 

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I spam am spam having spam a spam lovely spam time spam spam spam.

 

[Buttercup]

I seem to recall you wrote yours...lol
After I've declared my undying love to everyone else, I can chuck you back in the queue.

Ok. But, I want a bumpy pickle to included with my poem. Wow. I just conjured up a XXX idea.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Of course, I'm a little sad that no-one offered me more than a giant pickle for my sig-space.
Much more fun when you anted up a Josef Stalin avatar. Laughed my butt off.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

You went premium already??

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Kudos to you.

 

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[lewisnotmiller]

Anyone have a competing limerick idea?
It can be a 4con one...or...lessee

 

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[Buttercup]

Of course, I'm a little sad that no-one offered me more than a giant pickle for my sig-space.
Much more fun when you anted up a Josef Stalin avatar. Laughed my butt off.

You need to bump that thread. Don't give up!! You should at least hold out for a gerbil.

 

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[lewisnotmiller]

You need to bump that thread. Don't give up!! You should at least hold out for a gerbil.

You know your next limerick is going to include a gerbil now, right?

 

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[Buttercup]

You know your next limerick is going to include a gerbil now, right?

Uh, oh.

 

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[Draka]

All this spam here, is someone at least serving eggs?