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[lewisnotmiller]

Uh, oh.

What rhymes with gerbil though? Could I stretch to 'hair-ball'?

 

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[lewisnotmiller]

All this spam here, is someone at least serving eggs?

Hey Draka...are you up for being sig-stalked?
I'm dropping Buttercup, she's been tormented enough. 4con appears to be my next target.

 

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[lewisnotmiller]

Hey Draka...are you up for being sig-stalked?
I'm dropping Buttercup, she's been tormented enough. 4con appears to be my next target.

Current plan is for this...

4con, 4con, how I pine for thee,
I offer you my love, and a giant pickle tree.
I hope this gift satisfies, for I know one thing for certain,
All girls like a giant pickle, not a tiny gherkin.

 

[Draka]

Hey Draka...are you up for being sig-stalked?
I'm dropping Buttercup, she's been tormented enough. 4con appears to be my next target.

Sure, I've been creepy stalked around bars before, how different can it be?

 

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[lewisnotmiller]

But in pickle green.

 

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is it time to get serious?
I always knew he'd be in trouble.

 

[Buttercup]

What rhymes with gerbil though? Could I stretch to 'hair-ball'?

Herbal. Verbal. Not very sexy though.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Sure, I've been creepy stalked around bars before, how different can it be?

Slow down, I'm not buying you any drinks, or offering to show you how cool I am by dropping ice blocks down my pants.

 

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Buttercup, why are you posting here. You've already pony'ed up cash.

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Herbal. Verbal. Not very sexy though.

I think herbal has possibilities. Verbal is out.

 

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And do staff members get ads as well? You should go on strike for higher pay - aka no ads.

 

[Draka]

Slow down, I'm not buying you any drinks, or offering to show you how cool I am by dropping ice blocks down my pants.

Never had that happen, mostly just the guys following me around, smiling, corny pick up lines to get me to dance with them . Well have had guys buy me drinks...but never the ice thing. Is that a thing?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Buttercup, why are you posting here. You've already pony'ed up cash.

You don't think she could just be here for the amazing company and interesting topic?

 

[lewisnotmiller]

Never had that happen, mostly just the guys following me around, smiling, corny pick up lines to get me to dance with them

My wife had a guy do a handstand on a table to get her attention whilst I was at the bar.
I came back to watch as the table collapsed under his weight, and he landed head first on the floor...!!

 

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You don't think she could just be here for the amazing company and interesting topic?

As long as she donates the prize to me if I happen to win.