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[S-word]

I'd go by the idea that a thousand years to the Lord is as one day. Therefore, Biblical characters lived for less than a single day.

They got a lot more done in 24 hours back in those times.

Normally, you would expect to be engaged with the conversation of intelligent people within this forum, but then, I suppose one must expect the occassional exception.

 

[J Bryson]

Normally, you would expect to be engaged with the conversation of intelligent people within this forum, but then, I suppose one must expect the occassional exception.

Additionally, one must expect those who wouldn't know an obvious joke if it bit them on the humerus.

 

[S-word]

Additionally, one must expect those who wouldn't know an obvious joke if it bit them on the humerus.

I hope you weren't trying to bite my long bone.

 

[J Bryson]

I hope you weren't trying to bite my long bone.

No, but I was trying to pull your tibia. That's pretty long.

 

[S-word]

No, but I was trying to pull your tibia. That's pretty long.

Does that mean I'm forgiven?

 

[kai]

To give their patriarchs more credibility and an air of mystery and holiness,a a magical lifespan is crucial. "hey my ancester Theodopolopolous was loved by God and lived till he was 900 years old ".

 

[S-word]

To give their patriarchs more credibility and an air of mystery and holiness,a a magical lifespan is crucial. "hey my ancester Theodopolopolous was loved by God and lived till he was 900 years old ".

OneJoker, fair enough, two Jokers in the same thread is more than I can endure.

 

[Draka]

OneJoker, fair enough, two Jokers in the same thread is more than I can endure.

Then why are you here?

I believe that it might have had something to do with the fact that the earth was swaddled in a much thicker atmosphere and the subdued light could not form rainbows in the heavens, and mankind was protected from the dangerous and aging ultra-violet radiation bordering on the X-ray Region.

One such event as that occured some 75 thousand years ago with the explosion of a super volcano which put enough material up into the stratosphere, to turn the sun and moon to blood, and effect the earth's temperature for about a thousand years, and It is thought it may occure again with the explosion and release of the massive build-up of pressure beneath Yellow-stone.

Perhaps the earth may be restored to its former glory and rainbows will once more be unable to form in our atmospher, then if a person were to die at the age of 100, they would be but a child.

 

[S-word]

Then why are you here?

Because I aint no Joker lady, and when Yellowstone blows its top, not if, but when, and the world is restored to its former glory as in the days when rainbows could not form in the atmosphere, and we're protected from the ageing ultraviolet radiation, the joke will be on those who do not believe.

 

[Kilgore Trout]

Because I aint no Joker lady, and when Yellowstone blows its top and the world is restored to its former glory as in the days when rainbows could not form in the atmosphere, and we're protected from the ageing ultraviolet radiation, the joke will be on those who do not believe.

Amen! I can't wait until the moon is in the second house, and Jupiter aligns with Mars...then we'll see who's laughing....hahahahahahhheheheheheheh

 

[Draka]

Because I aint no Joker lady, and when Yellowstone blows its top, not if, but when, and the world is restored to its former glory as in the days when rainbows could not form in the atmosphere, and we're protected from the ageing ultraviolet radiation, the joke will be on those who do not believe.

:biglaugh:Oh man, you're good! Have you ever thought of taking your show on the road?

 

[S-word]

:biglaugh:Oh man, you're good! Have you ever thought of taking your show on the road?

Nope, too many women drivers out there.

 

[Draka]

Nope, too many women drivers out there.

Oh, that's okay, you shouldn't compare yourself to us. We can't help it that we're better. I know it can be intimidating, but seriously, you should take your act on the road. Your comedy would bring much laughter to those in need of it.

 

[S-word]

Oh, that's okay, you shouldn't compare yourself to us. We can't help it that we're better. I know it can be intimidating, but seriously, you should take your act on the road. Your comedy would bring much laughter to those in need of it.

I know that women who are still fighting for equality are much better than men. But what I can't understand, is why are all those sports women fighting for equal prize money as that recieved by the inferior gender. Surely they can have it at anytime they choose, all they have to do is compete in the inferior mens events. How simple is that? It make me wonder if they are really fighting for equality or just for equal reward for inferior work.
I hope that my Joke has made your day.

 

[Draka]

I know that women who are still fighting for equality are much better than men. But what I can't understand, is why are all those sports women fighting for equal prize money as that recieved by the inferior gender. Surely they can have it at anytime they choose, all they have to do is compete in the inferior mens events. How simple is that? It make me wonder if they are really fighting for equality or just for equal reward for inferior work.
I hope that my Joke has made your day.

What does any of that have to do with me saying that women are better drivers? What are you going on about inferior gender and work stuff? Men and women are different and have different capabilities, but as far as I know neither are superior or inferior as a gender. Unless that was suppose to be one of your little jokes. If it was...I think you should just stick to thick rainbowless atmosphere nonsense...you seem to do that much better.

 

[kai]

OneJoker, fair enough, two Jokers in the same thread is more than I can endure.

I wasnt joking !i think thats exactly why preists etc make the spurious claim that patriarchs had long life spans was to impress and to give credence to their religion its all SPIN.

 

[S-word]

What does any of that have to do with me saying that women are better drivers? What are you going on about inferior gender and work stuff? Men and women are different and have different capabilities, but as far as I know neither are superior or inferior as a gender. Unless that was suppose to be one of your little jokes. If it was...I think you should just stick to thick rainbowless atmosphere nonsense...you seem to do that much better.

Apparently, there are only some of my jokes that strike you as being funny.

Quote... Draka...Oh, that's okay, you shouldn't compare yourself to us. We can't help it that we're better. Nothing there about driving. Quote...Draka...What are you going on about inferior gender. If, as you have claimed, women are better than men, then it is you who are saying that men are inferior to women, not I.

You have said that I shouldn't compare myself , (not my driving,) to you women, who are better, not better drivers." But a nice attempt to deny your chauvinistic statement.


According to the Bible, when was the first time that the preflood Noah had seen a rainbow?

 

[Draka]

Apparently, there are only some of my jokes that strike you as being funny.

Quote... Draka...Oh, that's okay, you shouldn't compare yourself to us. We can't help it that we're better. Nothing there about driving. Quote...Draka...What are you going on about inferior gender. If, as you have claimed, women are better than men, then it is you who are saying that men are inferior to women, not I.

You have said that I shouldn't compare myself , (not my driving,) to you women, who are better, not better drivers." But a nice attempt to deny your chauvinistic statement.


According to the Bible, when was the first time that the preflood Noah had seen a rainbow?

Dude, why you have to go and twist my words? YOU were the one who made the comment about women drivers, I said we were better. I think any sane and rational person would automatically conclude from that that I was referring to driving since that's what YOU were talking about in the first dang place and I was responding to YOUR comment. If you can't take jabs back at you then you shouldn't make them in the first place instead of trying to warp me into some kind of chauvanistic B.

I realize you are serious about this atmosphere nonsense, as ridiculous as it is, because it is obvious you don't have any sense of humor.

 

[Draka]

I wasnt joking !i think thats exactly why preists etc make the spurious claim that patriarchs had long life spans was to impress and to give credence to their religion its all SPIN.

I figured you weren't joking kai. Your explanation seems to make more sense than many other explanations here.

 

[lockyfan]

I'd go by the idea that a thousand years to the Lord is as one day. Therefore, Biblical characters lived for less than a single day.

They got a lot more done in 24 hours back in those times.

No to God One day is a thousand years.

So 1000 human years is one day to God


thus the reason for "Judgement Day" equalling 1000 human or earth years.